Mmf Blues

I woke up one mornin' and I kicked my dog
I beat my neighbors head in with a big maple log
Then I called his big, fat, hairy wife and big, fat, hairy slob

I had The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker...

Then I stole his car and I headed downtown
Saw a little paperboy and I ran that little bastard down
Threw it in reverse and squashed his brains into the ground

I had The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker...

I was doin' ninety and I heard that siren wail
Cop pulls me over, says he's takin' me to jail
I said, "Look here, pig, I think you better think again!"
And then I pumped five in his belly
Put the last one in his brain

I had The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker...

I loaded up my twelve gauge and I walked in the back door
I said "Alright, everybody. Get face-down on the floor!"
I popped the teller and I wasted a guard
And now I'll spend forever in this filthy prison yard

I got The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker...

The Big House ain't so bad, everybody leaves me alone
No one comes near me when I'm out in the yard bustin' stones
New guy comes in, they say "You better leave 'em be,
'Cuz he's the meanest motherfucker that you're ever gonna see"

He got The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker Blues
He got The Blues
The Mean Motherfucker...
I got The