Keep It Cool

He's thirty one
Avoids the sun
Plays vintage video games till one
His bedroom's blue
He keeps it cool
With an impressive air-con system!

I insist
This can't be, right?
I don't stand a chance, do I?
I've got a fan
So tell your man
That I respect him
For his investment
It's very sensible
There's no fun there at all

The kits are on
Ref checks the watch
The whistle blows
We kick off
And I spend the next hour and a half thinking
About the first thing I'll say to ya
'Cause you mean so much to me not him
He wants you round his very
Acceptably temperatured room
It's not even noon!

Are you really considering?
It wouldn't be sensible
You're only dispensible
To him

I've got it on full blast
Turn the dial if it's too much
If it gets stuck just turn it on and off
And on and off
I'm gonna give you the fan
Give you the fan
I've got it on full blast
Turn the dial if it's too much
If it gets stuck just turn it on and off
On and off
I'm gonna give you the fan
Give you the fan
I'm gonna give you my fan