Four Jews In A Room Bitching

Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm bitching
He's bitching
They're bitching
We're bitching
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
All the time
Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?
Four Jews in a room bitching (aah, aah, aah, aah)
Whadda they do for love?
Four Jews in a room stoop (they stoop) to pray
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
I'm Jewish
Half-Jewish
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Night and day
It maybe seems a bit peculiar
We are psychopathic people
We sometimes tell a lie
But mostly we just hide behind the door
We lie in wait for someone good to enter
We offer food and drinks
The lady never thinks that we're the mad
We're often mad
Too often mad
We're very mad
But we're the mad experiment
Just call us
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long
I'm Whizzer
I'm Jason
I'm Mendel
I'm Marvin
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Right or wrong
In case of smoke
Please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire
We are manipulating people
And we need to know our worst sides aren't ignored
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely
We do not tippy-toe
We charge ahead to show
We're good in bed
Excel in bed
We smell in bed
Where is the bed?
I love the bed
Who has the bed?
I want the bed
Who stole the bed?
Who stole the bed?
I lost it twice
The bed is mine
The bed is nice
The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic
He's neurotic
They're neurotic
We're neurotic
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
I'm nauseous
I'm nauseous
I'm simple
I'm Jewish
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
(I'm neurotic) I'm Jewish
(He's neurotic) He's Jewish
(They're neurotic) They're Jewish
(We're neurotic) We're Jewish
(Four Jews) Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
(In a room bitching) Funny, funny, funny, funny
Four Jews in a room (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch)
Four Jews in a room
In a room bitching
Bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
Four Jews