How To Handle a Woman
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Wasn't there a night?
On a summer, long gone by
We passed a couple, wrangling away
And did I not say, "Merlin
What if that chap were I?"
And did he not give counsel, and say -
What was it now?
My mind's a wall!
Oh, yes
Oh yes
Now I recall
How to handle a woman
"There's a way," said the wise old man
"A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigmarole began"
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him, "Answer!
Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood, or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling, "No indeed
"How to handle a woman
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her
Simply love her
Merely love her
Love her
Love her"
On a summer, long gone by
We passed a couple, wrangling away
And did I not say, "Merlin
What if that chap were I?"
And did he not give counsel, and say -
What was it now?
My mind's a wall!
Oh, yes
Oh yes
Now I recall
How to handle a woman
"There's a way," said the wise old man
"A way known by every woman
Since the whole rigmarole began"
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him, "Answer!
Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood, or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling, "No indeed
"How to handle a woman
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her
Simply love her
Merely love her
Love her
Love her"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.37] Wasn't there a night?
[00:02.12] On a summer, long gone by
[00:04.62] We passed a couple, wrangling away
[00:09.18] And did I not say, "Merlin
[00:11.56] What if that chap were I?"
[00:14.14] And did he not give counsel, and say -
[00:18.97] What was it now?
[00:21.91] My mind's a wall!
[00:25.56] Oh, yes
[00:26.18] Oh yes
[00:29.16] Now I recall
[00:32.55] How to handle a woman
[00:37.13] "There's a way," said the wise old man
[00:42.54] "A way known by every woman
[00:46.90] Since the whole rigmarole began"
[00:52.28] "Do I flatter her?" I begged him, "Answer!
[00:57.34] Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
[01:02.19] Do I brood, or play the gay romancer?"
[01:07.63] Said he, smiling, "No indeed
[01:13.79] "How to handle a woman
[01:18.31] Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
[01:23.96] The way to handle a woman
[01:28.95] Is to love her
[01:33.66] Simply love her
[01:39.32] Merely love her
[01:44.15] Love her
[01:47.73] Love her"
[01:49.92]
[00:02.12] On a summer, long gone by
[00:04.62] We passed a couple, wrangling away
[00:09.18] And did I not say, "Merlin
[00:11.56] What if that chap were I?"
[00:14.14] And did he not give counsel, and say -
[00:18.97] What was it now?
[00:21.91] My mind's a wall!
[00:25.56] Oh, yes
[00:26.18] Oh yes
[00:29.16] Now I recall
[00:32.55] How to handle a woman
[00:37.13] "There's a way," said the wise old man
[00:42.54] "A way known by every woman
[00:46.90] Since the whole rigmarole began"
[00:52.28] "Do I flatter her?" I begged him, "Answer!
[00:57.34] Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
[01:02.19] Do I brood, or play the gay romancer?"
[01:07.63] Said he, smiling, "No indeed
[01:13.79] "How to handle a woman
[01:18.31] Mark me well, I will tell you, sir
[01:23.96] The way to handle a woman
[01:28.95] Is to love her
[01:33.66] Simply love her
[01:39.32] Merely love her
[01:44.15] Love her
[01:47.73] Love her"
[01:49.92]