Billericay Dickie

[00:00.97] Good evening, I'm from Essex
[00:02.87] In case you couldn't tell
[00:04.69] My given name is Dickie
[00:07.33] I come from Billericay
[00:10.14] And I'm doing very well
[00:13.78] Had a love affair with Nina
[00:16.46] In the back of my cortina
[00:19.22] A seasoned-up hyena
[00:21.97] Could not have been more obscener
[00:23.82] She took me to the cleaners
[00:26.56] And other misdemeanours
[00:29.20] But I got right up between her
[00:31.17] Rum and her Ribena
[00:33.83] Well, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[00:38.46] If candy-floss is sticky
[00:43.96] I'm not a blinking thicky
[00:46.61] I'm Billericay Dickie
[00:48.49] And I'm doing very well
[00:53.83] I bought a lot of Brandy
[00:56.62] When I was courting Sandy
[00:58.47] Took eight to make her randy
[01:01.12] And all I had was shandy
[01:03.83] Another thing with Sandy
[01:05.74] What often came in handy
[01:08.43] Was passing her a mandy
[01:11.19] She didn't half go bandy
[01:13.99] So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[01:18.49] If I ever took the mickey
[01:23.96] I'm not a flipping thicky
[01:25.76] I'm Billericay Dickie
[01:28.53] And I'm doing very well
[01:33.04] I'd rendez-vous with Janet
[01:35.74] Quite near the Isle of Thanet
[01:38.52] She looked more like a gannet
[01:40.37] She wasn't half a prannet
[01:43.18] Her mother tried to ban it
[01:45.80] Her father helped me plan it
[01:48.54] And when I captured Janet
[01:50.30] She bruised her pomegranate
[01:53.27] Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[01:57.86] If I ever shaped up tricky
[02:03.37] I'm not a blooming thicky
[02:05.17] I'm Billericay Dickie
[02:08.03] And I'm doing very well
[02:12.60] You should never hold a candle
[02:18.13] If you don't know where it's been
[02:23.50] The jackpot is in the handle
[02:27.22] On a normal fruit machine
[02:32.63] So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[02:38.15] Who's their favourite brickie
[02:42.64] I'm not a common thicky
[02:45.41] I'm Billericay Dickie
[02:47.26] And I'm doing very well
[02:52.88] I know a lovely old toe-rag
[02:55.56] Obliging and noblesse
[02:58.29] Kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
[03:02.87] My given name is Dickie
[03:05.55] I come from Billericay
[03:08.28] I thought you'd never guess
[03:11.94] So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[03:17.42] A pair of squeaky chickies
[03:22.92] I'm not a flaming thicky
[03:24.78] I'm Billericay Dicky
[03:27.47] And I'm doing very well
[03:32.04] Oh golly, oh gosh
[03:34.86] Come and lie on the couch
[03:37.55] With a nice bit of posh
[03:40.24] From Burnham-on-Crouch
[03:42.10] My given name is Dickie
[03:44.86] I come from Billericay
[03:47.51] And I ain't a slouch
[03:52.17] So, you ask Joyce and Vicky
[03:56.63] About Billericay Dickie
[04:02.18] I ain't an effing thicky
[04:04.81] You ask Joyce and Vicky
[04:06.74] I'm doing very well
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