It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Pumpkin

It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
Everywhere I go
Take a sniff in the coffee shop
Aromas that just won't stop
All that I can say is no no no
It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
In every grocery store
All the scariest things to be in my olfactory
Make me run for the door
A bowl of pumpkin linguine with grated fontini
and just a pinch of cayenne
Eww
Pumpkin chai latte all steamy and hot-tay
Is not my vision of zen
Eww
Oh, I can hardly wait until it's Christmas time again
But right now
It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
Everywhere I go
What's that stench in the bakery
No pumpkin spice muffin for me
The scent of it just gives me vertigo
It's beginning to smell a lot like pumpkin
I need an antihistamine
But what really gets under my skin
Is that jack-o-lantern grin
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween