All I Really Want for Christmas

[00:09.06] Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
[00:11.36] Wearing nothing but their socks
[00:13.45] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[00:17.91] Well, that's just not practical
[00:19.97] Spending a week in Mexico
[00:22.22] With some black guys and some blow
[00:24.29] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[00:28.03] Ah, that sounds terrific!
[00:29.22] How about you kids?
[00:30.97] I would like a pair of skates
[00:33.20] Then I'd go out skating
[00:35.20] But I really don't know how to skate, haha!
[00:39.61] I want a Lexus all in pink
[00:41.82] And a dad who doesn't drink
[00:44.02] Oh, and that reminds me twelve kegs of beer!
[00:48.40] All these happy wishes
[00:50.39] And lots of Christmas cheer
[00:52.26] Is all I really want this year!
[00:55.56] Santa's got his work cut out for him
[00:57.24] Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet!
[00:59.31] I wanna tour the Spanish coast
[01:01.57] Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
[01:03.51] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[01:07.92] Wait, what?
[01:08.84] Forget it, keep going
[01:10.14] Jennifer Garner in my bed
[01:12.31] Softer voices in my head
[01:14.55] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[01:21.08] Yellow Cake uraniun
[01:23.23] Never mind the reason
[01:25.56] Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball!
[01:29.35] Ahehehe!
[01:29.89] Doesn't seem like too much stuff?
[01:32.02] Poo on you, it's not enough!
[01:34.16] Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!
[01:38.67] All these happy wishes
[01:40.55] And lots of Christmas cheer
[01:42.46] Is all I really want this year!
[01:48.00] I'm just saying, it seems a bit excessive
[01:49.87] Oh, get off your soap box, Brian, it's Christmas!
[01:52.33] And Christmas is about getting, everyone in town knows that!
[01:55.90] Japanese girls with no restraint
[01:58.27] Just to choke me til' I faint
[02:00.25] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:04.02] Ooh, giggity
[02:06.80] Platinum plated silverware
[02:09.05] Just one day when kids don't stare
[02:11.21] Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:17.97] If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport
[02:22.22] I will go to court and sue your ass!
[02:25.27] Happy Holidays!
[02:26.38] Woundn't I love a tinkertoy?
[02:28.79] And a little drummer boy
[02:30.97] He can even tap his drum on my rear
[02:35.30] All these happy wishes
[02:37.23] And lots of Christmas cheer
[02:39.21] Is all I really want this year!
[02:46.21] I want a golden mustache comb
[02:48.48] And some spermicidal foam
[02:50.40] That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
[02:57.15] I want a brand-new pitching wedge
[02:59.35] I would like more lemon pledge
[03:01.45] That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
[03:08.05] I just want a wedding ring
[03:10.28] From someone named Jeffrey
[03:12.42] I just want some colored Easter eggs!
[03:16.82] I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz
[03:18.93] We don't know what Christmas is!
[03:21.08] We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer!
[03:25.53] All these happy wishes
[03:27.40] And lots of Christmas cheer
[03:29.32] Is all I really want this year!
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