Player vs. Player
๐ต 3282 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:08 duration
๐ ID: 12972205
๐ Lyrics
Uh, yeah, check it yo
I got sixteen, you got no verse
You should be home doing my homework
Quit before your own turn
That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse
So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop
You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac
And see, that's a fact
This is real talk, your words are abstract
You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement
Start moving, you losing
Bookworm, should have studied improving
That joke was amusing
You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing
If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing
Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton
Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things
I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring
You fake smart, it's not AI
Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5
Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest
You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says
Get a new page, correct what you say
I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage
Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste
I pack binaries, you pack suitcase
Plus I got a girl, I never mac that
My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh
A memory leak, only he doesn't know
Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow
You funny, better run dummy
Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money
You a now and later, bounce you later
Break you in half like your calculator
They call me the aftershaver
This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor
You're a beginner, me I rhyme great
King of the Midwest and the tri-state
You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate
Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace
Water molecules dehydrate
How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)
You failing like Sybase
The only time you get big is right before you dilate
Check your mail, new message
My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs
I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that
Hold the mic right, that's why I took that
Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag
I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you
Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice
I rep for my corner each and every night
Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?
I run a whole island inside of Second Life
Better price, better time
True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's
Never mind, no-one's home
This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone
Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory
He thought I, Robot was based on true stories
Look man, let me holler at you
My 28" rims are even taller than you
Uh, he can't see me
Blind from the shine on my chain 3D
You're confused, look I can see
They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you
You like to talk rhyme a lot
But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops
I'm too fly, call me Big Bird
Get outta here with your big words, big nerd
Look, I get paid in the streets
I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets
No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet
With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet
If you blaze in the street, raising the heat
Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me
Talk about my words like a verbal jihad
You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad
You're not a rap competitor
This guy guest-appeared on To Catch a Predator
Why don't you have a seat over there
I got sixteen, you got no verse
You should be home doing my homework
Quit before your own turn
That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse
So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop
You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac
And see, that's a fact
This is real talk, your words are abstract
You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement
Start moving, you losing
Bookworm, should have studied improving
That joke was amusing
You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing
If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing
Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton
Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things
I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring
You fake smart, it's not AI
Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5
Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest
You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says
Get a new page, correct what you say
I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage
Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste
I pack binaries, you pack suitcase
Plus I got a girl, I never mac that
My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh
A memory leak, only he doesn't know
Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow
You funny, better run dummy
Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money
You a now and later, bounce you later
Break you in half like your calculator
They call me the aftershaver
This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor
You're a beginner, me I rhyme great
King of the Midwest and the tri-state
You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate
Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace
Water molecules dehydrate
How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)
You failing like Sybase
The only time you get big is right before you dilate
Check your mail, new message
My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs
I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that
Hold the mic right, that's why I took that
Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag
I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you
Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice
I rep for my corner each and every night
Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?
I run a whole island inside of Second Life
Better price, better time
True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's
Never mind, no-one's home
This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone
Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory
He thought I, Robot was based on true stories
Look man, let me holler at you
My 28" rims are even taller than you
Uh, he can't see me
Blind from the shine on my chain 3D
You're confused, look I can see
They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you
You like to talk rhyme a lot
But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops
I'm too fly, call me Big Bird
Get outta here with your big words, big nerd
Look, I get paid in the streets
I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets
No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet
With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet
If you blaze in the street, raising the heat
Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me
Talk about my words like a verbal jihad
You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad
You're not a rap competitor
This guy guest-appeared on To Catch a Predator
Why don't you have a seat over there
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:17.68] Uh, yeah, check it yo
[00:21.12] I got sixteen, you got no verse
[00:23.55] You should be home doing my homework
[00:27.16] Quit before your own turn
[00:28.71] That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse
[00:32.25] So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop
[00:36.65] You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac
[00:41.53] And see, that's a fact
[00:42.98] This is real talk, your words are abstract
[00:46.34] You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement
[00:50.39] Start moving, you losing
[00:52.52] Bookworm, should have studied improving
[00:55.94] That joke was amusing
[00:57.28] You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing
[00:59.75] If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing
[01:02.13] Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton
[01:04.43] Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things
[01:06.88] I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring
[01:10.05] You fake smart, it's not AI
[01:11.65] Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5
[01:14.17] Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest
[01:16.52] You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says
[01:18.81] Get a new page, correct what you say
[01:21.21] I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage
[01:23.64] Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste
[01:25.56] I pack binaries, you pack suitcase
[01:28.52] Plus I got a girl, I never mac that
[01:30.82] My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh
[01:33.23] A memory leak, only he doesn't know
[01:35.61] Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow
[01:38.37] You funny, better run dummy
[01:40.52] Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money
[01:43.13] You a now and later, bounce you later
[01:45.33] Break you in half like your calculator
[01:47.68] They call me the aftershaver
[01:49.45] This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor
[01:52.59] You're a beginner, me I rhyme great
[01:54.94] King of the Midwest and the tri-state
[01:57.09] You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate
[01:59.67] Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace
[02:02.88] Water molecules dehydrate
[02:04.48] How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)
[02:07.90] You failing like Sybase
[02:09.23] The only time you get big is right before you dilate
[02:12.57] Check your mail, new message
[02:13.96] My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs
[02:16.56] I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that
[02:18.81] Hold the mic right, that's why I took that
[02:22.34] Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag
[02:26.42] I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you
[02:30.97] Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice
[02:33.31] I rep for my corner each and every night
[02:35.65] Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?
[02:38.08] I run a whole island inside of Second Life
[02:41.33] Better price, better time
[02:42.89] True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's
[02:46.15] Never mind, no-one's home
[02:47.66] This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone
[02:50.31] Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory
[02:52.48] He thought I, Robot was based on true stories
[02:55.17] Look man, let me holler at you
[02:57.29] My 28" rims are even taller than you
[03:00.01] Uh, he can't see me
[03:02.10] Blind from the shine on my chain 3D
[03:04.72] You're confused, look I can see
[03:06.79] They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you
[03:10.06] You like to talk rhyme a lot
[03:11.42] But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops
[03:14.33] I'm too fly, call me Big Bird
[03:16.45] Get outta here with your big words, big nerd
[03:19.00] Look, I get paid in the streets
[03:21.11] I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets
[03:23.84] No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet
[03:26.00] With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet
[03:28.84] If you blaze in the street, raising the heat
[03:30.62] Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me
[03:33.17] Talk about my words like a verbal jihad
[03:35.81] You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad
[03:38.83] You're not a rap competitor
[03:40.32] This guy guest-appeared on To Catch a Predator
[03:45.83] Why don't you have a seat over there
[03:47.71]
[00:21.12] I got sixteen, you got no verse
[00:23.55] You should be home doing my homework
[00:27.16] Quit before your own turn
[00:28.71] That ain't a backpack, that's an old purse
[00:32.25] So just back off, take a bat to the back of your laptop
[00:36.65] You don't belong in rap; he's a PC, me, I'm a Mac
[00:41.53] And see, that's a fact
[00:42.98] This is real talk, your words are abstract
[00:46.34] You can't win, face it, this dude is living in his mom's basement
[00:50.39] Start moving, you losing
[00:52.52] Bookworm, should have studied improving
[00:55.94] That joke was amusing
[00:57.28] You're an oxymoron, dude is confusing
[00:59.75] If I'm a PC, then I'm Dual Core computing
[01:02.13] Since you're a Mac, then it's clear you're a Newton
[01:04.43] Ripping it, believing it, quick 'cause I notice things
[01:06.88] I'm gigabit ethernet, your style is token ring
[01:10.05] You fake smart, it's not AI
[01:11.65] Your boys are your backup, I got a RAID5
[01:14.17] Castle invade, checkmate in Simon's Quest
[01:16.52] You wanna play a game, then do what Simon Says
[01:18.81] Get a new page, correct what you say
[01:21.21] I'll set a blue flame to your level 2 mage
[01:23.64] Well it's too late, you spray toothpaste
[01:25.56] I pack binaries, you pack suitcase
[01:28.52] Plus I got a girl, I never mac that
[01:30.82] My brain is fast track so I have the last laugh
[01:33.23] A memory leak, only he doesn't know
[01:35.61] Errors and warnings, time to debug your flow
[01:38.37] You funny, better run dummy
[01:40.52] Put you in the toilet and take your lunch money
[01:43.13] You a now and later, bounce you later
[01:45.33] Break you in half like your calculator
[01:47.68] They call me the aftershaver
[01:49.45] This dude ain't too sharp, gonna make me grab a razor
[01:52.59] You're a beginner, me I rhyme great
[01:54.94] King of the Midwest and the tri-state
[01:57.09] You're an irate, live bait, crime rate primate
[01:59.67] Zero out your time-wait, and kick you off MySpace
[02:02.88] Water molecules dehydrate
[02:04.48] How you gonna skyscrape when your height is 5-8? (Come here!)
[02:07.90] You failing like Sybase
[02:09.23] The only time you get big is right before you dilate
[02:12.57] Check your mail, new message
[02:13.96] My chromosome is XY, yours is two Xs
[02:16.56] I'm selling like crack, I gotta cook that
[02:18.81] Hold the mic right, that's why I took that
[02:22.34] Man you look bad, he got too many books for his bookbag
[02:26.42] I'm a mean dude, you don't wanna see me mean too, this means you
[02:30.97] Life ain't fair, no one said I'm nice
[02:33.31] I rep for my corner each and every night
[02:35.65] Wow, you run a corner in the dead of night?
[02:38.08] I run a whole island inside of Second Life
[02:41.33] Better price, better time
[02:42.89] True, your IQ's less than Kevin Federline's
[02:46.15] Never mind, no-one's home
[02:47.66] This guy tried to blue-box a cellular phone
[02:50.31] Shoot him down in a blue blaze of glory
[02:52.48] He thought I, Robot was based on true stories
[02:55.17] Look man, let me holler at you
[02:57.29] My 28" rims are even taller than you
[03:00.01] Uh, he can't see me
[03:02.10] Blind from the shine on my chain 3D
[03:04.72] You're confused, look I can see
[03:06.79] They took you off BitTorrent, no-one would seed you
[03:10.06] You like to talk rhyme a lot
[03:11.42] But your diamond rocks cannot outshine my fiber ops
[03:14.33] I'm too fly, call me Big Bird
[03:16.45] Get outta here with your big words, big nerd
[03:19.00] Look, I get paid in the streets
[03:21.11] I was made in the streets, so I'm blazin' the streets
[03:23.84] No need to ask, whether Dual Core's hot yet
[03:26.00] With more downloads than the whole Storm botnet
[03:28.84] If you blaze in the street, raising the heat
[03:30.62] Then why I face an emcee, you ain't amazing to me
[03:33.17] Talk about my words like a verbal jihad
[03:35.81] You're barely smart enough to call the Geek Squad
[03:38.83] You're not a rap competitor
[03:40.32] This guy guest-appeared on To Catch a Predator
[03:45.83] Why don't you have a seat over there
[03:47.71]