Mixer at Delta Chi

[00:08.89] It's college time again,
[00:10.61] September's almost here.
[00:12.36] Hangin' with freshmen girls,
[00:14.25] Frat party kegs of beer.
[00:16.06] I see a girl I'm wantin',
[00:17.82] Mixer at Delta Chi.
[00:19.85] We take some oxycontin,
[00:21.53] Dave Matthews gettin' high.
[00:23.72] And then, as I undress her
[00:26.84] And start my stimulus,
[00:30.40] She says, "But wait... Professor,
[00:34.20] This wasn't on the syllabus!"
[00:39.52] I'm the bad professor.
[00:43.22] I'm the bad professor.
[00:47.23] A tenured titty caresser,
[00:50.59] I'm a bad, bad man.
[00:59.28] Tutor her at my apartment,
[01:01.07] Turns into a slow dance.
[01:02.85] Hey, baby, what's your minor?
[01:05.21] Got your major in my pants!
[01:06.53] I love her student body,
[01:08.35] She wants a better grade,
[01:10.16] I say if you roll over,
[01:11.80] I'll throw in financial aid!
[01:17.68] I hope you've boned up for your midterm.
[01:21.30] If you want, I can help you cram.
[01:25.29] Don't give a shit about the essay test,
[01:28.56] So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!
[01:33.94] I'm a bad professor.
[01:36.49] (That's a blow job reference.)
[01:37.69] I'm a bad professor.
[01:41.33] Your money's on the dresser.
[01:44.80] I'm a bad, bad... man.
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