Song - Cat's in the Kettle

How many of you like Chinese food?
Yes
Me too

How many of you have heard the song Cats In The Cradle?
This is not it

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It's not pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?

But the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein

Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purring on my fork

And there's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Room
The place I eat every day at noon

They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough
They fry it real crisp in dough

Now how many likes Chinese food?

He asked me if I wanted more
As he dialed up his buddy at the old pet store

I said not today
I've lost my appetite
There's two cats in the belly
And they're having a fight

Well I was sucking on the roulades in a towns or two
When I thought I heard it mew
That's when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Room
The place I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough
They fry it real crisp in
Dough