Ibs Sucks

Lactose, stay away from dairy products
To improve your digestion, take a probiotic
My bowels are chaotic
Sometimes, the irritation causes me to go psychotic
'Cause it's chronic, ooh

I'm not elated that I have to be medicated to shit
Because I'm constipated
I'm not elated that I have to be medicated to shit
Because I'm constipated

IBS sucks
IBS sucks
When it comes to digestion, I have no luck
IBS sucks
IBS sucks
When it comes to digestion, I have no luck

Some people talk about the normal habits of their bowels
And to that I say, "Your privilege is showing today"
Five, four, three, two, one
IBS is no fun

I'm not elated that I have to be medicated to shit
Because I'm constipated
I'm not elated that I have to be medicated to shit
Because I'm constipated

IBS sucks
IBS sucks
When it comes to digestion, I have no luck
IBS sucks
IBS sucks
When it comes to digestion, I have no luck

We're scattin' today
Scatt-a-lat, yea
This one goes out to all the people with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Whether it be diarrhea, constipation
We'll get through this, we will
This song goes out to Harry Styles, my lover
Kurt Cobain, who also suffered from IBS
And Freddie Mercury, my father