Prehistoric Girl

[00:00.83] Man, I just fell in love with a crazy chick
[00:04.21] Dude, so did I!
[00:05.37] Yeah, wait, is this the same girl, the time-traveling chick?
[00:09.32] Nah, the- Wait, the time- Yeah, it is the same girl!
[00:11.43] Oh my God!
[00:12.33] Dude, tell me what happened to you
[00:14.68] And I'll tell you what happened to me
[00:15.95] But, like, in the middle, okay?
[00:17.69] I saw my dream girl in the city
[00:22.24] She was smart, she was pretty
[00:27.19] Said words like "Duop" and "Nifty"
[00:31.37] 'Cause she time travelled here from the fifties
[00:36.48] Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't know about AIDS)
[00:41.08] Prehistoric girl! (She's got a good feeling about JFK)
[00:45.70] Prehistoric girl! (She wants to meet John Lennon)
[00:50.33] Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't like the gays!)
[00:54.57] She's confused, by all the minorities
[00:59.06] Not against it, just confused, you see
[01:03.46] Wait, no- Uh, I think she's against it
[01:07.91] But I'll take her views and oppress them
[01:13.35] Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't wear her seatbelt)
[01:17.92] Born in another world! (I'm gonna get a ticket)
[01:22.47] Prehistoric girl! (She thinks we win every war)
[01:27.21] Prehistoric girl!
[01:30.25] Yeah, I know sometimes her ignorance is cute
[01:33.88] But other times, it's just plain rude
[01:35.93] She didn't get milk when she picked up our food
[01:38.29] Nope, she was waiting for the milk man
[01:40.75] Other times yeah, man, this shit feels rad
[01:42.96] But every five seconds man, just something goes bad
[01:45.21] Was gonna take her home, meet my mom and dad
[01:47.38] Nope, she was waiting for the milk man
[01:49.67] Milk man? There's no fucking milk man
[01:52.39] She said, "They fired the milk man?"
[01:54.21] I think she needs a pill man
[01:55.20] Chill man, I'mma call Dr. Phil man
[01:57.32] Gonna have her fucking killed man
[01:58.89] Ooh, don't let that fucking spill man
[02:00.96] Although she's as smart as a tin can
[02:03.52] I can't say that I'm still mad
[02:04.53] 'Cause in her time she's a 10
[02:06.35] But what I have trouble to defend
[02:08.00] She'll only watch a movie
[02:09.01] If it's Casablanca
[02:10.34] 5 packs a day
[02:11.40] Curses marijuana
[02:12.45] She thinks the computer, is a magic show
[02:14.82] She won't trust Siri, thinks it's a ghost
[02:17.17] She broke the microwave, now all I eat is toast
[02:19.41] She thinks it's innovative, that we have a remote
[02:21.73] She doesn't like the blacks
[02:22.62] And she thinks the Jews are rats
[02:23.63] She hates the handicapped
[02:24.92] And she can't work Google Maps
[02:26.64] Prehistoric girl! (I just told her 'bout Obama!)
[02:31.28] Prehistoric girl! (She doesn't like Obama)
[02:35.50] Born in another word! (These remarks are making me uncomfortable)
[02:40.38] Prehistoric girl! (That was my favorite President)
[02:44.68] Prehistoric girl! (Okay, now she's crying)
[02:49.05] Born in another world! ('Cause I said Obama's from Hawaii)
[02:53.94] Prehistoric girl! (She's not over Pearl Harbor)
[02:58.59] Let's give it a whirl
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