Blood Wedding

[00:25.87] Do you take this woman?
[00:27.78] I said "Yes, I do"
[00:29.51] I love her like crazy
[00:31.37] I think she loves me too
[00:33.10] But we'll do without the family
[00:34.15] If it's all the same to you
[00:36.85] Happy ever after
[00:39.65] Your mother is a flake
[00:41.47] My father's full of shite
[00:42.37] Your sister says you married me in white
[00:45.04] Just for spite
[00:46.87] A party's not a party
[00:47.77] Till it ends up in a fight
[00:49.58] Happy ever after
[00:53.13] CHORUS
[00:54.13] And there's my lot and your lot
[00:55.08] And us two in between
[00:59.56] (Please God)
[01:00.52] This is the last time I get married
[01:03.27] (Please God)
[01:04.12] This is the last time I get married
[01:13.27] Me brother's never short
[01:14.10] Of a substance to abuse
[01:15.07] Rum, glue, Thunderbird
[01:16.94] Wizz and Special Brew
[01:18.96] Any minute now he'll show us
[01:20.97] All of his tattoos
[01:22.81] Happy ever after
[01:26.89] Nephews are obnoxious
[01:27.73] Nieces are too tall
[01:29.52] A dozen drunken uncles
[01:31.37] Are pissing up the wall
[01:32.22] Granddad is grinning
[01:34.13] But there's no one home at all
[01:36.84] Happy ever after
[01:38.63] CHORUS
[01:54.19] For richer, for poorer, for better or worse
[01:55.09] Now we are married, a blessing or a curse
[01:59.69] Kiss me and don't forget
[02:03.26] What you see is what you get
[02:20.56] And the best man is the worst man
[02:21.53] The best man is a beast
[02:23.34] Underneath the table
[02:25.14] With the sister of the priest
[02:27.02] The way he's going at it
[02:28.07] She's probably deceased
[02:30.38] Happy ever after
[02:34.20] Gran's on the brandy
[02:35.24] Getting bleary-eyed
[02:37.10] Guys I went to school with
[02:38.97] Want to see me outside
[02:39.86] Someone's pulled the bridesmaid
[02:41.77] Has anyone seen the bride?
[02:44.47] Happy ever after
[02:46.33] CHORUS
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