The Stereotypes Song

[00:01.28] You know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.30] So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this
[00:08.77] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.20] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[00:21.63] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.41] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[00:33.61] Check it out now, I love those fat Americans, you know they're so obnoxious
[00:38.49] They're always eating burgers, they're always holding shotguns
[00:41.70] And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn
[00:44.86] They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
[00:48.16] Uh-huh, 'cause that's the way they roll
[00:51.35] You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
[00:54.46] If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.59] They're out of control like a Chinese driver
[01:01.43] I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.43] Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
[01:07.93] I love Jamaicans, yeah, they're cool
[01:10.78] But they're always high, so, don't let them fool ya
[01:14.63] And I love them Puerto Ricans
[01:17.30] Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend
[01:21.13] I'm just joking, if you didn't know then
[01:24.03] You're a little slow, and you're probably from Poland
[01:28.19] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:33.97] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[01:40.66] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:46.80] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[01:53.03] Aw yeah, let me hear you yell
[01:57.08] If you love the outback redneck Australians
[02:00.47] And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.86] Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth, mamma mia
[02:07.84] And how could anyone hate the French
[02:10.45] Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
[02:13.64] Brazilian girls is what you want
[02:16.90] Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
[02:21.37] I love Africans but hold up a second
[02:23.97] National Geographic says they're all butt-naked
[02:26.91] Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes?
[02:30.29] They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
[02:33.95] Uh-oh, you're all on my checklist
[02:37.01] Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
[02:40.43] They're stereotypes, and if you believe them
[02:43.62] Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis
[02:47.18] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.09] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.69] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.30] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.92] I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
[03:17.13] I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
[03:20.89] I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
[03:23.86] I love Scots, man, though they hump sheep
[03:29.65] They hump sheep
[03:32.60] They hump sheep
[03:35.90] They hump sheep
[03:40.32] I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.28] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.46] Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.23] And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
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