Jigsaw

[00:25.84] Sharp as a razor blade
[00:26.77] sweet like toothpaste
[00:27.75] old like captain hook
[00:28.69] smooth like ice skates
[00:29.68] new as a yugo
[00:30.53] wise like an Eskimo
[00:31.56] low like a mojo
[00:32.40] cheap like a garden hoe
[00:33.47] strange like a strange man
[00:34.38] cold like a frying pan
[00:36.11] still like an old shoe
[00:37.17] smelling like doggie doo
[00:38.00] acting like a zero
[00:38.95] feeling like a hero
[00:39.85] dumb like a doorknob
[00:40.75] dull like a dumb job
[00:51.07] Cooking up my own feast
[00:51.97] cruising left due east
[00:52.84] holding up a lamp post
[00:54.77] full blown weenie roast
[00:55.67] stiff like new jeans
[00:56.58] jumping like jumping beans
[00:57.43] creeping like a spider
[00:58.33] lying like a liar
[00:59.38] drooling like a mad dog
[01:00.26] lost in the thick fog
[01:01.12] stack me a full deck
[01:02.07] I'm lost aw heck
[01:03.02] gods in the pocket
[01:03.96] fingers in the socket
[01:04.80] got me a new look
[01:05.77] hanging from a meat hook
[01:06.63] bad like rotten meat
[01:07.56] hot like canned heat
[01:08.56] quick like fast feet
[01:09.41] driving from the back seat
[01:10.49] stray like an alley cat
[01:11.34] grungy like a doormat
[01:13.12] red like a stop sign
[01:14.08] bold like a shoe shine
[01:14.92] high like a wino
[01:15.93] wide like a rhino
[01:16.84] bright like the sun shine
[01:17.83] pricking like a porcupine
[01:18.79] sticking with the program
[01:19.69] picking out the toe ham
[01:20.59] underneath the full moon
[01:21.46] made of cheese...
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[01:34.46] It will carve a perfect circle
[01:35.33] it will cut through wood like butter
[01:36.24] you know the grass
[01:37.14] is always greener
[01:38.02] and the gravity grows stronger
[01:38.97] the bark is getting bigger
[01:39.98] and the bite is biting harder
[01:42.70] the bread is growing moldy
[01:45.54] and the weeds are growing taller...
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