Dr. Do Good (mono single version)

You say you get your jolly goods by trottin' o'er the globe

Ridin' on a camel's back in a crimson robe

Your birth reads like a novel as for how you came to be
You say your mummy found you in a laughing willow tree
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
But... Dr. Do Good is here
If you will but rest your head upon the pillow there
We'll delve into the sickedness that brought you to my care

Just close your eyes and we'll regress
What did your Daddy do?
Oh yes, my dear, it's quite alright, I hear the music too
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
But Dr. Do Good is here
Are lechers lurkin' to annoy ya
Whole world plottin' to destroy ya

Ah but have no fear, my dear
It's only basic paranoia
I hear the tinkle of a bell, my Doctor's callin' me
Your Doctor said to tell you that he'd be back at three

But I've so enjoyed our little chat "what did you Daddy do?"
Oh yes, my dear, it's quite alright, I hear the music too
Your twisted form of madness
In relation to your sadness
Is 'cause you have been ladless this year
What?