Yeast Infection

Well I was making love the other day
And I put my hand between her lovely legs
She was giving me a hickey
When I felt something sticky
And I did'nt know exactly what to say

Then slowly I removed her underwear
Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
Well I knew I was'nt dreamin'
When I saw that yellow semen
And the smell of catfish really filled the air

CHORUS 1

I wanna show her my affection
But she's got a yeast infection
And her underwear is sticking to the wall

She pulled my head down closer to her crotch
She told me it would taste like butterscotch
Well I never had the heart
To pull grilled cheese apart
I'll turn my head so I won't have to watch

Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
Yeah the puss and blood was a drippin' from my chin
She was kicking and a screamin'
And pissin' on the ceilin'
I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

CHORUS 1

I wanna show her my affection
But she's got a yeast infection
And her underwear is sticking to the wall

Well I fucked her long and hard right then and there
And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
I watched my pecker thumpin'
And when she started cummin'
It looked like makin' taffy at the fair

CHORUS 2

Well I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is sticking to my balls

Yes I showed her my affection
Though she's got a yeast infection
Now my underwear is sticking to my balls