Ding Dong Scrambled Eggs
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โฑ๏ธ 2:54 duration
๐ ID: 13064745
๐ Lyrics
Blind drunk barely making the turn
Echolocating my way through the Chinese lanterns
Bathed in boorish red light
Yeah, tonight's going to be a good night
I came here straight from work
In my work clothes,
with my work friends, talking work talk, it's the worst
There's that guy who only wears sandals
I guess his face really isn't so bad though.
I learned to fuck from a magazine
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
With charming arms around my waist
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
I don't really want to take him home
In a general sense but tonight hang a left
I live near the end of Gravel Pit Road
It's just like "Cheers" but sad
I'm a great Diane--where's my Sam?
Cuz there was nothing wrong with Walter
He was an ok man and we had ok friends.
But he loved me like a father
Well not *my* father
And let's not take that any farther
I learned to fuck from a magazine
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
With charming arms around my waist
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
Echolocating my way through the Chinese lanterns
Bathed in boorish red light
Yeah, tonight's going to be a good night
I came here straight from work
In my work clothes,
with my work friends, talking work talk, it's the worst
There's that guy who only wears sandals
I guess his face really isn't so bad though.
I learned to fuck from a magazine
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
With charming arms around my waist
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
I don't really want to take him home
In a general sense but tonight hang a left
I live near the end of Gravel Pit Road
It's just like "Cheers" but sad
I'm a great Diane--where's my Sam?
Cuz there was nothing wrong with Walter
He was an ok man and we had ok friends.
But he loved me like a father
Well not *my* father
And let's not take that any farther
I learned to fuck from a magazine
And to be honest it's been a short path from that
To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
With charming arms around my waist
But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:14.02] Blind drunk barely making the turn
[00:18.47] Echolocating my way through the Chinese lanterns
[00:26.69] Bathed in boorish red light
[00:30.36] Yeah, tonight's going to be a good night
[00:35.94] I came here straight from work
[00:41.46] In my work clothes,
[00:44.11] with my work friends, talking work talk, it's the worst
[00:48.34] There's that guy who only wears sandals
[00:53.12] I guess his face really isn't so bad though.
[00:59.16] I learned to fuck from a magazine
[01:04.45] And to be honest it's been a short path from that
[01:08.96] To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
[01:12.17] With charming arms around my waist
[01:15.05] But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
[01:32.79] I don't really want to take him home
[01:38.08] In a general sense but tonight hang a left
[01:42.82] I live near the end of Gravel Pit Road
[01:45.74] It's just like "Cheers" but sad
[01:49.69] I'm a great Diane--where's my Sam?
[01:56.28] Cuz there was nothing wrong with Walter
[02:01.02] He was an ok man and we had ok friends.
[02:05.53] But he loved me like a father
[02:09.24] Well not *my* father
[02:13.84] And let's not take that any farther
[02:18.30] I learned to fuck from a magazine
[02:23.31] And to be honest it's been a short path from that
[02:28.89] To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
[02:32.32] With charming arms around my waist
[02:34.69] But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
[02:43.93]
[00:18.47] Echolocating my way through the Chinese lanterns
[00:26.69] Bathed in boorish red light
[00:30.36] Yeah, tonight's going to be a good night
[00:35.94] I came here straight from work
[00:41.46] In my work clothes,
[00:44.11] with my work friends, talking work talk, it's the worst
[00:48.34] There's that guy who only wears sandals
[00:53.12] I guess his face really isn't so bad though.
[00:59.16] I learned to fuck from a magazine
[01:04.45] And to be honest it's been a short path from that
[01:08.96] To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
[01:12.17] With charming arms around my waist
[01:15.05] But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
[01:32.79] I don't really want to take him home
[01:38.08] In a general sense but tonight hang a left
[01:42.82] I live near the end of Gravel Pit Road
[01:45.74] It's just like "Cheers" but sad
[01:49.69] I'm a great Diane--where's my Sam?
[01:56.28] Cuz there was nothing wrong with Walter
[02:01.02] He was an ok man and we had ok friends.
[02:05.53] But he loved me like a father
[02:09.24] Well not *my* father
[02:13.84] And let's not take that any farther
[02:18.30] I learned to fuck from a magazine
[02:23.31] And to be honest it's been a short path from that
[02:28.89] To here dancing to "The Edge of Seventeen"
[02:32.32] With charming arms around my waist
[02:34.69] But in the morning I'll be making some ding dong scrambled eggs
[02:43.93]