Taking My Ball

[00:03.79] Yo, Dre, man
[00:07.95] Make my vocals sound sexy, woo
[00:15.82] Come on, man, come on, man, okay
[00:21.41] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.82] But it's all right, it's okay with me
[00:26.49] I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:29.18] I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.56] But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.65] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:36.22] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:38.16] So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[00:42.00] I'm that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:45.29] And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:47.96] Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
[00:50.58] While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl, now let's cuddle
[00:53.24] Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
[00:55.39] I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' wonderful
[00:58.23] I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
[01:00.85] Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:03.56] Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.61] Of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
[01:09.85] I slash her in the ass with an icicle
[01:11.96] And leave her layin' in a bloodbath while I
[01:14.14] Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.78] In my Spider-Man mask, man, just imagine the
[01:19.34] Fun I can have with a strap-on
[01:20.99] Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
[01:24.62] Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
[01:27.34] Layin' on the patio, man, rollin' a fat one
[01:30.19] Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[01:32.86] Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
[01:35.23] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.54] But it's all right, it's okay with me
[01:39.99] I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.86] I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:45.55] But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.37] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:49.72] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:51.61] So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[01:55.31] I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie-eenie weenie between each
[01:58.55] One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:00.87] Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:03.52] Believe me, homie, you don't know the meanin' of a meanie
[02:05.83] They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna maneuver the
[02:09.23] Hoover up in your poop chute, don't move or ya
[02:11.61] Might get it stuck so fuckin' far up in your uvula
[02:14.37] You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus (woo)
[02:16.92] Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
[02:20.13] Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
[02:22.24] Wiener smothered in peanut butter, puttin' on a tube of ya
[02:24.89] Eye shadow and man, it looked nice, you should've seen it, mother
[02:28.06] I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
[02:30.50] Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:32.84] Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
[02:36.19] Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos
[02:37.97] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.39] But it's all right, it's okay with me
[02:42.98] I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:45.61] I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.24] But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.17] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:52.76] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:54.96] So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[02:58.81] Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
[03:01.04] Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom, and
[03:04.12] Assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
[03:06.78] Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon
[03:09.11] Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
[03:12.05] You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
[03:14.79] You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:17.64] You in a trance, I'm back doin' my dance, ooh
[03:20.09] But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:22.66] And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
[03:25.26] Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
[03:27.42] Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.89] 'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
[03:33.28] Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:35.89] No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
[03:38.52] You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
[03:41.10] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:43.52] But it's all right, it's okay with me
[03:46.30] I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:49.06] I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:51.43] But if you just give me a chance
[03:53.33] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:55.95] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:58.01] So I'm takin' my ball and goin' home, home
[04:02.01] Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
[04:04.44] Fuck you then, bitch
[04:06.61] You guys are always mean to me anyways
[04:10.25] All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
[04:13.32] You guys are gonna make me, make me sad, I'm sad
[04:18.67] I'm gonna cry, I'm cryin'
[04:23.31] I'm goin' to tell my mom, mom
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