Naruto vs Sasuke Rap Battle

Epic rap battles of Cartoon History
Episode ten
Naruto versus Sasuke
Ready?
Begin

Alright, you gel haired punk
It's time to give you a beating
This will be like offing Gaara
Oh, you were busy retreating
I'm the nine tailed fox
You should really learn your place
I am my father's pride
While you're your brother's disgrace
With my shadow clone jutsu
It's a thousand to one
Use your Sharingan
You'll see I've already won
Imma smash you like some ramen noodles
'Cause that's my favorite dish
Uchiha blood is not enough
I'll still make you my bitch

Hmm, interesting
You're calling me a bitch
I believe the last time we battled
I left your ass in a ditch
Go back to the Academy
It's where you really belong
And your shadow clone jutsu
Is a thousand ass whoopings long
I think the bell just rang
It's about time that I school ya
Say "Hi" to the chick in my bed
Goes by the name of Sakura
I'm like Woods in '05
And your just my caddy
And when I send you to hell
Say "Hi" to your mommy and daddy

You're gonna take me to school?
You know I don't attend classes
You think you're better than me?
Your Sharingans must need glasses
I won't waste any time
I won't let this battle linger
That shit you call Chidori
Looks like a sparkler on your finger
This is not a game
We're not playing with toys
But I'm sure Orochimaru
Touched you like MJ did those boys
I'm raisin the level
I'll leave your ass underwater
Just like the Uchiha clan
This shit ended in a slaughter

Okay, time to unleash
And face the wrath of Uchiha
I'll leave you covered in stitches
Your friends will cry when they see ya
And don't look too close
I'll put you into Genjutsu
I've got that Sharingan swag
The kind you'll never get used to
No talent, no friends
You'll always be a Genin
You think I kicked your ass before?
Well, that was just the beginning
And here's a word of advice
It's from your old buddy Sasuke
Pick a new goal
They don't let bitches be Hokage

Who won?
Who's next?
Infinite Source, 360, dot com