Business Ethics

My cousin had an idea He needed money for drugs He went missing for days Called his mom please pay They got me in chains They're gonna hurt me with knives He was home the whole time He was home smoking ice Kidnap yourself You're the hostage here Kidnap yourself Let's disappear I had an idea I needed time off of work Boss told me don't ask So I called that jerk They got me zip ties Say they'll take my life I was home the whole time And here's your invite Kidnap yourself You're the hostage here Kidnap yourself Let's disappear When your loved ones are burnt And all your friends hate you Enterprise put your brain to work devise a plan to scam them one last time My cousin is full of ideas He needs money for drugs He found a scheme to rely on Now he works in finance