Trick Bag

Twelve o' clock at night, you go outdoors
You told me baby you were going to the drugstore
But in my mind I knew you were lying
'Cause the drugstore closed at a quarter to nine

I saw you kissing Willie across the fence
I heard you telling Willie I ain't got no friends
The way you've been acting is such a drag
You put me in a trick-bag

When I come home, you start an argument
Just to keep me from asking where my voodoo went
I walk in my door and hear the back door slam
Peek out of my window, the prowl is taking it on the lam

I saw you kissing Willie across the fence
I heard you telling Willie I ain't got no friends
The way you've been acting is such a drag
You put me in a trick-bag

We had a fight and you got so mad
I got on the telephone, called your mom and dad
They came running down, a bat in their hands
"You better leave her alone, you understand"

But I saw you kissing Willie across the fence
I heard her telling Willie I ain't got no friends
The way she's been acting is such a drag
She put me in a trick-bag

You get me wrong, when you know I'm right
It wasn't I who started the fight
"She's my daughter and I'm her Pa
But you ain't nothing but a son-in-law"

But I saw you kissing Willie across the fence
I heard her telling Willie I ain't got no friends
The way she's been acting is such a drag
She put me in a trick-bag