Fingernails in My Poop

I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails
I like to chew on my fingernails

Sometimes I swallow my fingernails
Sometimes I swallow my fingernails
And when I swallow my fingernails
Guess what happens a little bit later

Fingernails in my poop!
Fingernails in my poop!, hey

They scratch my butthole when they're coming out
They scratch my butthole when they're coming out
They scratch my butthole when they're coming out
They scratch my butthole as they come out

Fingernails in my poop!
Fingernails in my poop!, hey
Fingernails in my poop!
Fingernails in my poop!, hey

I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
I've gotta stop swallowing my fingernails
And you know the reason why!

Fingernails in my poop!
Fingernails in my poop!, hey
Fingernails in my poop!
Fingernails in my poop!, hey

I like to chew on my fingernails
But I gotta quit chewing my fingernails
'Cos too many of my fingernails
End up in my poop!