If I Had a TARDIS

[00:11.70] Before I go drinking on Saturday night
[00:15.36] There's a programme I like to watch
[00:19.72] It features a Time Lord, a dog called K9
[00:24.17] And a little blue box
[00:28.03] If it landed round our way
[00:31.88] I'd borrow that box if you please
[00:35.71] I'd go back in time, pick up Henry the 8th
[00:39.44] For an all you can eat Chinese
[00:43.12] Oh, If I had a TARDIS
[00:47.71] I wouldn't fight Daleks or crime
[00:52.06] When it got to last orders
[00:55.76] I'd reappear at opening time
[00:59.75] I'd travel the universe in search of ale
[01:04.81] Davros he could take a rest
[01:07.57] My assistants would be Oliver Reed
[01:11.43] Richard Burton and George Best
[01:16.73]
[01:31.49] I'd get leathered on Logopolis
[01:35.83] As fast as I was able
[01:39.72] I'd find the best bar-o
[01:41.87] On the Planet Skaro
[01:43.79] Drink Autons under the table
[01:47.40] But the Doctor has enemies far and wide
[01:51.81] I'd have to buy them drinks for free
[01:55.42] I'd let bygones be bygones
[01:57.82] Drink sherry with Zygons
[01:59.80] With a session on Metebilis 3
[02:03.09] Oh, If I had a TARDIS
[02:07.76] I wouldn't fight Daleks or crime
[02:12.06] When it got to last orders
[02:15.74] I'd reappear at opening time
[02:19.71] I'd travel the universe in search of ale
[02:24.87] Davros he could take a rest
[02:27.42] My assistants would be Oliver Reed
[02:31.42] Richard Burton and George Best
[02:34.64] And Amy Winehouse
[02:35.54] Richard Burton and George Best
[02:38.71] And Whitney Houston
[02:39.46] Richard Burton and George Best
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