Did Your Spill My Pint
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โฑ๏ธ 2:36 duration
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One day in search of ale and grub
I nipped into a backstreet pub
I knew that it was dodgy
But still I went ahead
I stood there drinking on me own
And then a man of twenty stone
He walked up to me at the bar
And this is what he said
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (I didn't do it)
Did you spill my pint?
I know you did, it's a disgrace
I'm going to punch you in the face
You'll find it hard to pick your teeth up
With your broken fingers
Well I have to be declaring
All the locals they were staring
They wouldn't take their eyes of me
I thought that I might die
A skinhead man put down his booze
Was full of scars and bad tattoos
He came up right into my face
And asked of my reply
Are you looking at my bird? (no)
Are you looking at my bird? (definitely not)
Are you looking at my bird? (not doing it)
Looking at my bird? (she's proper rough)
You pervert, starting down her dress
I bought her that from M&S
Face it we'll end up a mess
When it's put through that window
I was shaking like a kitten
In the roughest pub in Britain
I'll be lucky to escape alive
That I guarantee
A man walked to me resolute
With skin-tight jeans, Doc Martin boots
He dropped his pint onto the floor
Made this request of me
Oi you, car park now
Oi you, car park now
Oi you, car park now
In that car park now
I'm gonna take this snooker cue
Watch me break it into two
Insert it right inside of you
If you don't leave here now
So the moral I am thinking
Is be careful when you're drinking
There's danger in them local pubs
Don't ever take the chance
You could end up a loser
If you choose a backstreet boozer
A taxi, it won't take you home
You'll need an ambulance
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you spill my pint?
I knew I should have stayed in
I was easily lead in
They're going to kick my head in
So I'll dial 999
I nipped into a backstreet pub
I knew that it was dodgy
But still I went ahead
I stood there drinking on me own
And then a man of twenty stone
He walked up to me at the bar
And this is what he said
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (I didn't do it)
Did you spill my pint?
I know you did, it's a disgrace
I'm going to punch you in the face
You'll find it hard to pick your teeth up
With your broken fingers
Well I have to be declaring
All the locals they were staring
They wouldn't take their eyes of me
I thought that I might die
A skinhead man put down his booze
Was full of scars and bad tattoos
He came up right into my face
And asked of my reply
Are you looking at my bird? (no)
Are you looking at my bird? (definitely not)
Are you looking at my bird? (not doing it)
Looking at my bird? (she's proper rough)
You pervert, starting down her dress
I bought her that from M&S
Face it we'll end up a mess
When it's put through that window
I was shaking like a kitten
In the roughest pub in Britain
I'll be lucky to escape alive
That I guarantee
A man walked to me resolute
With skin-tight jeans, Doc Martin boots
He dropped his pint onto the floor
Made this request of me
Oi you, car park now
Oi you, car park now
Oi you, car park now
In that car park now
I'm gonna take this snooker cue
Watch me break it into two
Insert it right inside of you
If you don't leave here now
So the moral I am thinking
Is be careful when you're drinking
There's danger in them local pubs
Don't ever take the chance
You could end up a loser
If you choose a backstreet boozer
A taxi, it won't take you home
You'll need an ambulance
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
Did you spill my pint?
I knew I should have stayed in
I was easily lead in
They're going to kick my head in
So I'll dial 999
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.41] One day in search of ale and grub
[00:06.57] I nipped into a backstreet pub
[00:08.62] I knew that it was dodgy
[00:11.10] But still I went ahead
[00:13.03] I stood there drinking on me own
[00:15.12] And then a man of twenty stone
[00:17.48] He walked up to me at the bar
[00:19.60] And this is what he said
[00:21.81] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[00:24.02] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[00:26.42] Did you did you spill my pint? (I didn't do it)
[00:28.73] Did you spill my pint?
[00:30.51] I know you did, it's a disgrace
[00:32.60] I'm going to punch you in the face
[00:34.96] You'll find it hard to pick your teeth up
[00:37.36] With your broken fingers
[00:39.14] Well I have to be declaring
[00:40.91] All the locals they were staring
[00:43.68] They wouldn't take their eyes of me
[00:45.61] I thought that I might die
[00:48.03] A skinhead man put down his booze
[00:50.14] Was full of scars and bad tattoos
[00:52.24] He came up right into my face
[00:54.61] And asked of my reply
[00:56.96] Are you looking at my bird? (no)
[00:59.08] Are you looking at my bird? (definitely not)
[01:01.14] Are you looking at my bird? (not doing it)
[01:03.47] Looking at my bird? (she's proper rough)
[01:05.55] You pervert, starting down her dress
[01:07.70] I bought her that from M&S
[01:09.93] Face it we'll end up a mess
[01:12.06] When it's put through that window
[01:14.08] I was shaking like a kitten
[01:15.86] In the roughest pub in Britain
[01:18.27] I'll be lucky to escape alive
[01:20.91] That I guarantee
[01:22.97] A man walked to me resolute
[01:25.03] With skin-tight jeans, Doc Martin boots
[01:27.31] He dropped his pint onto the floor
[01:29.48] Made this request of me
[01:31.86] Oi you, car park now
[01:33.83] Oi you, car park now
[01:36.20] Oi you, car park now
[01:38.45] In that car park now
[01:40.41] I'm gonna take this snooker cue
[01:42.48] Watch me break it into two
[01:44.82] Insert it right inside of you
[01:46.96] If you don't leave here now
[01:49.08] So the moral I am thinking
[01:50.89] Is be careful when you're drinking
[01:53.58] There's danger in them local pubs
[01:55.90] Don't ever take the chance
[01:57.74] You could end up a loser
[01:59.41] If you choose a backstreet boozer
[02:02.11] A taxi, it won't take you home
[02:04.19] You'll need an ambulance
[02:06.51] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:08.65] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:10.75] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:13.16] Did you spill my pint?
[02:15.26] I knew I should have stayed in
[02:17.08] I was easily lead in
[02:19.73] They're going to kick my head in
[02:21.53] So I'll dial 999
[02:25.73]
[00:06.57] I nipped into a backstreet pub
[00:08.62] I knew that it was dodgy
[00:11.10] But still I went ahead
[00:13.03] I stood there drinking on me own
[00:15.12] And then a man of twenty stone
[00:17.48] He walked up to me at the bar
[00:19.60] And this is what he said
[00:21.81] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[00:24.02] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[00:26.42] Did you did you spill my pint? (I didn't do it)
[00:28.73] Did you spill my pint?
[00:30.51] I know you did, it's a disgrace
[00:32.60] I'm going to punch you in the face
[00:34.96] You'll find it hard to pick your teeth up
[00:37.36] With your broken fingers
[00:39.14] Well I have to be declaring
[00:40.91] All the locals they were staring
[00:43.68] They wouldn't take their eyes of me
[00:45.61] I thought that I might die
[00:48.03] A skinhead man put down his booze
[00:50.14] Was full of scars and bad tattoos
[00:52.24] He came up right into my face
[00:54.61] And asked of my reply
[00:56.96] Are you looking at my bird? (no)
[00:59.08] Are you looking at my bird? (definitely not)
[01:01.14] Are you looking at my bird? (not doing it)
[01:03.47] Looking at my bird? (she's proper rough)
[01:05.55] You pervert, starting down her dress
[01:07.70] I bought her that from M&S
[01:09.93] Face it we'll end up a mess
[01:12.06] When it's put through that window
[01:14.08] I was shaking like a kitten
[01:15.86] In the roughest pub in Britain
[01:18.27] I'll be lucky to escape alive
[01:20.91] That I guarantee
[01:22.97] A man walked to me resolute
[01:25.03] With skin-tight jeans, Doc Martin boots
[01:27.31] He dropped his pint onto the floor
[01:29.48] Made this request of me
[01:31.86] Oi you, car park now
[01:33.83] Oi you, car park now
[01:36.20] Oi you, car park now
[01:38.45] In that car park now
[01:40.41] I'm gonna take this snooker cue
[01:42.48] Watch me break it into two
[01:44.82] Insert it right inside of you
[01:46.96] If you don't leave here now
[01:49.08] So the moral I am thinking
[01:50.89] Is be careful when you're drinking
[01:53.58] There's danger in them local pubs
[01:55.90] Don't ever take the chance
[01:57.74] You could end up a loser
[01:59.41] If you choose a backstreet boozer
[02:02.11] A taxi, it won't take you home
[02:04.19] You'll need an ambulance
[02:06.51] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:08.65] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:10.75] Did you did you spill my pint? (no)
[02:13.16] Did you spill my pint?
[02:15.26] I knew I should have stayed in
[02:17.08] I was easily lead in
[02:19.73] They're going to kick my head in
[02:21.53] So I'll dial 999
[02:25.73]