Character Theme Scourge Captain McPain

Captain McPain
sails the seven glaxseas
he's making casualties
he won't restrain
and you won't run him or rig
or you will dance the hempen jig
I was a little scallywag ever since that I was born
day and night I stole and snagged until the early morn'
I started as a bilge rat but that didn't last long
a pirate's what you're looking at so listen to my song
cause he is
Captain McPain
sails the seven glaxseas
he's making casualties
he won't restrain
and ye won't run him or rig
or ye will dance the hempen jig
don't you ever risk it
you'll be a delicious dish
I'll cleave ye to the brisket
and i'll feed you to the fish
I'm stealing that I snatch this
I'm proudly so to say
so batten down the hatches
a storm is on its way
the lookout in the crow's nest
my trustful young recruit
he saw a mighty treasure chest
(with a motherload of loot)
I let them know that we are here
run a shot across the bow
cause I'm thee mighty boo-caneer
and you'll say yo ho hoo
cause he is
Captain McPain
sails the seven glaxseas
he's making casualties
he won't restrain
and ye won't run him or rig
or ye will dance the hempen jig
I was a little scallywag ever since that I was born
day and night I stole and snagged until the early morn'
I started as a bilge rat but that didn't last long
a pirate's what you're looking at so listen to my song

so listen to my song
cause he is
Captain McPain
sails the seven glaxseas
he's making casualties
he won't restrain
and ye won't run him or rig
or ye will dance the hempen jig