Killing Spree Ted McPain

Standing on a corner
He's ready to be bold
Finger on the trigger
His legs are kinda cold
He's feeling like reborn
Like everything is new
Now things are coming back
A kind of deja vu
Cuz he is...

Ted McPain!
True heroes never fade away (Goes insane!)
Got no pants on, still he looks okay (Ted McPain!)
True heroes never fade away (Goes insane!)
Got no pants on, still he looks okay

There's no need to alter, he's ready for the ride
Thanks to his friend Voltar, restored in all his pride
And now again so strong, just how he used to be
His stars-and-striped thong do make him feel so free!