It's the Beer Talking

[00:01.92] Well, that's enough, one pint's enough for any man
[00:04.83] Just time to pop home now and see what Jean's got in cupboard
[00:07.73] Bernard! Bernard down 'ere! (Who's that?)
[00:09.98] Bernard it's me! Pint-a!
[00:12.25] Pint-a-beer! (No, gerrout)
[00:15.09] C'mon, you've got time fer' one! (Stop it!)
[00:17.54] It won't do you any harm! (You're goin' get me in trouble!)
[00:19.89] No, she won't know (Really?)
[00:21.67] C'mon, let me sing you a song about how delicious I am (If you insist)
[00:28.28] Drink me, drink me, drink me now
[00:32.58] If you wanna have a good time I'll show you how
[00:36.41] If you don't drink me, I'll go to waste
[00:38.63] You're not an alcoholic, you just like the taste
[00:40.87] Drink me, drink me, drink me now
[00:45.06] Drink me, drink me, drink me fast
[00:49.26] Have another pint, you're gonna have a blast
[00:53.11] I'm the best drug there's been on the market yet
[00:55.24] I can make you remember, I can make you forget
[00:57.52] Drink me, drink me, drink me fast
[01:01.47] There's a banking crisis
[01:02.71] World food shortage
[01:03.75] Climate change of course
[01:05.78] But there's no need to worry about that
[01:07.93] When you're on the sauce
[01:09.99] Forget your troubles
[01:11.06] Have another round
[01:11.86] Get proper off your face
[01:14.21] If you carry on drinking
[01:16.18] I'll make the world a better place
[01:17.87] So drink me, drink me, drink again
[01:22.59] I'm what separates the boys from the men
[01:26.41] Some people say I've ruined your life
[01:28.60] But you'd rather be with me than at home with the wife
[01:30.82] Drink me, drink and drink again
[01:35.09] Drink me, drink me, drink me quick
[01:39.36] Have another pint, I promise you, you won't be sick
[01:43.22] Inside that barrel there's fifty others
[01:45.33] Drink me and all my sisters and brothers!
[01:47.65] Drink me, drink me, drink me quick
[01:51.70] Drink me, drink me, straight away
[01:55.81] I promise, I'm not trying to lead you astray
[01:59.84] Some people say I'm a terrible curse
[02:02.00] But the taxes on me pay the wages of a nurse
[02:04.34] Drink me, drink me, drink me
[02:06.32] Drink me, drink me, drink me
[02:08.47] Drink me, drink me, drink me now
[02:12.42] DRINK!
[02:12.63] Oh, come here you little beauty!
[02:17.63] Oh, I love you!
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