The Perfectionist
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โฑ๏ธ 6:27 duration
๐ ID: 13190586
๐ Lyrics
Ellery Sneed had one great need
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
To do everything just right,
If things were not planned and all done by hand
He would ready himself for a fight.
One afternoon while sitting alone
He came to a great realization
When it's his turn to die
Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
A fate most perfectly neat
Not a friend could remain to witness his death
So a terminal wine he would treat.
The plan was to hold a very large feast
Serving the wine at the end
Joining the fun would be everyone
He'd been calling his friend.
Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
The meal looked a great success,
Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
Up stood a familiar guest.
Here's a toast to our gracious host
Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
Never in my life will I taste but a bite
Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:53.33] Ellery Sneed had one great need
[01:11.08] To do everything just right,
[01:14.22] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:17.98] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:21.54] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:24.67] He came to a great realization
[01:28.64] When it's his turn to die
[01:30.52] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:05.84] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:08.77] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:11.90] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:16.08] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:19.84] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:23.40] Serving the wine at the end
[02:26.95] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:30.90] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:24.79] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
[04:26.27] The meal looked a great success,
[04:29.20] Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
[04:33.38] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:36.93] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:40.69] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:44.04] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:47.59] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[05:54.05]
[01:11.08] To do everything just right,
[01:14.22] If things were not planned and all done by hand
[01:17.98] He would ready himself for a fight.
[01:21.54] One afternoon while sitting alone
[01:24.67] He came to a great realization
[01:28.64] When it's his turn to die
[01:30.52] Will there be enough time for plenty of planned preparation
[02:05.84] With a few minutes thought his decision was clear
[02:08.77] A fate most perfectly neat
[02:11.90] Not a friend could remain to witness his death
[02:16.08] So a terminal wine he would treat.
[02:19.84] The plan was to hold a very large feast
[02:23.40] Serving the wine at the end
[02:26.95] Joining the fun would be everyone
[02:30.90] He'd been calling his friend.
[04:24.79] Invitations went out, all guests did arrive,
[04:26.27] The meal looked a great success,
[04:29.20] Deciding the time he brought out the wine,
[04:33.38] Up stood a familiar guest.
[04:36.93] Here's a toast to our gracious host
[04:40.69] Said Ell's friend Billingford Bluffer
[04:44.04] Never in my life will I taste but a bite
[04:47.59] Of a more perfectly planned out supper.
[05:54.05]