Orgy for One
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Ninja Brian
I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight
But I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for
Stacy had a headache
Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy
Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded
That's what I was told
Michelle had to play checkers
Ann was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too
That might've been a lie
Pam had frisbee lessons
Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself
But I can have fun anyway, so
Dim (dim) the lights (The lights)
Remove (remove) my tights
Yeah!
Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one
Margaret's cat got nauseous
Jane was way too shy
Steve was not invited
Because he was a guy
Claire was parasailing
Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn't matter
'Cause I'm rounding second base
All through (through) the night (the night)
My grasp (my grasp) is tight
Oh
I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin on my plums
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
It's a fuckin' celebration, it's an orgy for one
Orgy for one (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one
Sixty nine
Without the nine
Now pour the wine
I'm mine all mine
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I'm goin for it, it's an orgy for one
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one
Orgy for one
I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight
But I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for
Stacy had a headache
Jenny was in jail
Brenda had to work late
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
Angela got scurvy
Ashley caught a cold
Sally's dad exploded
That's what I was told
Michelle had to play checkers
Ann was baking pies
Wendy's dad exploded too
That might've been a lie
Pam had frisbee lessons
Stella had ballet
Now I'm by myself
But I can have fun anyway, so
Dim (dim) the lights (The lights)
Remove (remove) my tights
Yeah!
Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one
Margaret's cat got nauseous
Jane was way too shy
Steve was not invited
Because he was a guy
Claire was parasailing
Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn't matter
'Cause I'm rounding second base
All through (through) the night (the night)
My grasp (my grasp) is tight
Oh
I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin on my plums
It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
It's a fuckin' celebration, it's an orgy for one
Orgy for one (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one
Sixty nine
Without the nine
Now pour the wine
I'm mine all mine
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I'm goin for it, it's an orgy for one
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one
Orgy for one
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.15] Ninja Brian
[00:06.13] I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight
[00:09.38] But I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for
[00:14.17] Stacy had a headache
[00:15.87] Jenny was in jail
[00:17.73] Brenda had to work late
[00:19.08] Kate was getting Jenny's bail
[00:21.19] Angela got scurvy
[00:22.96] Ashley caught a cold
[00:24.78] Sally's dad exploded
[00:26.51] That's what I was told
[00:28.49] Michelle had to play checkers
[00:30.15] Ann was baking pies
[00:32.01] Wendy's dad exploded too
[00:33.81] That might've been a lie
[00:35.53] Pam had frisbee lessons
[00:37.27] Stella had ballet
[00:39.10] Now I'm by myself
[00:40.49] But I can have fun anyway, so
[00:43.06] Dim (dim) the lights (The lights)
[00:46.32] Remove (remove) my tights
[00:49.86] Yeah!
[00:50.34] Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
[00:53.73] Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
[00:57.24] It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
[01:01.01] So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
[01:04.53] I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one
[01:08.02] Margaret's cat got nauseous
[01:09.89] Jane was way too shy
[01:11.73] Steve was not invited
[01:13.13] Because he was a guy
[01:15.25] Claire was parasailing
[01:16.80] Brooke said she was in space
[01:18.84] But it doesn't matter
[01:20.35] 'Cause I'm rounding second base
[01:22.24] All through (through) the night (the night)
[01:25.96] My grasp (my grasp) is tight
[01:31.48] Oh
[01:32.04] I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
[01:35.37] And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
[01:38.96] I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin on my plums
[01:42.66] It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
[01:46.09] It's a fuckin' celebration, it's an orgy for one
[01:49.92] Orgy for one (Orgy for one)
[01:57.16] Orgy for one
[02:22.27] Sixty nine
[02:25.37] Without the nine
[02:29.04] Now pour the wine
[02:32.67] I'm mine all mine
[02:38.07] I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
[02:41.76] Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
[02:45.24] These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
[02:48.97] You know I'm goin for it, it's an orgy for one
[02:52.52] My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
[02:56.11] You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one (Orgy for one)
[03:06.37] Orgy for one
[03:09.18] Orgy for one
[03:16.70]
[00:06.13] I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight
[00:09.38] But I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for
[00:14.17] Stacy had a headache
[00:15.87] Jenny was in jail
[00:17.73] Brenda had to work late
[00:19.08] Kate was getting Jenny's bail
[00:21.19] Angela got scurvy
[00:22.96] Ashley caught a cold
[00:24.78] Sally's dad exploded
[00:26.51] That's what I was told
[00:28.49] Michelle had to play checkers
[00:30.15] Ann was baking pies
[00:32.01] Wendy's dad exploded too
[00:33.81] That might've been a lie
[00:35.53] Pam had frisbee lessons
[00:37.27] Stella had ballet
[00:39.10] Now I'm by myself
[00:40.49] But I can have fun anyway, so
[00:43.06] Dim (dim) the lights (The lights)
[00:46.32] Remove (remove) my tights
[00:49.86] Yeah!
[00:50.34] Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
[00:53.73] Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
[00:57.24] It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
[01:01.01] So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
[01:04.53] I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one
[01:08.02] Margaret's cat got nauseous
[01:09.89] Jane was way too shy
[01:11.73] Steve was not invited
[01:13.13] Because he was a guy
[01:15.25] Claire was parasailing
[01:16.80] Brooke said she was in space
[01:18.84] But it doesn't matter
[01:20.35] 'Cause I'm rounding second base
[01:22.24] All through (through) the night (the night)
[01:25.96] My grasp (my grasp) is tight
[01:31.48] Oh
[01:32.04] I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
[01:35.37] And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
[01:38.96] I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin on my plums
[01:42.66] It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one
[01:46.09] It's a fuckin' celebration, it's an orgy for one
[01:49.92] Orgy for one (Orgy for one)
[01:57.16] Orgy for one
[02:22.27] Sixty nine
[02:25.37] Without the nine
[02:29.04] Now pour the wine
[02:32.67] I'm mine all mine
[02:38.07] I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
[02:41.76] Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
[02:45.24] These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
[02:48.97] You know I'm goin for it, it's an orgy for one
[02:52.52] My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
[02:56.11] You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one (Orgy for one)
[03:06.37] Orgy for one
[03:09.18] Orgy for one
[03:16.70]