Pele

I'm still in the cupboard
Because big women look much worse than big men
I'm a 15 stone defender
The clothes that I have stowed away simply accentuate my weight

But big is beautiful
But not here
I'm not a Vanity Fair case

(That slim-fit wet suit is not you)
(That black lace negligee is not you)
(That satin dinner dress is not you)
(Those sexy kitten heels are not you)

It's such a bore
This Babylon and on, the booze and babes
I'm up to here
With playing down the wings and clueless forwards

But big is beautiful
But not here
I'm not a Vanity Fair case

(That slim-fit wet suit is not you)
(That black lace negligee is not you)
(That satin dinner dress is not you)
(Those sexy kitten heels are not you)

A perfect journey
To Dietrich, Judy Garland, or Fay Wray
I'm never going to start it, I'll stick to Pele
Wounded astronauts and the shell-suit craze

But big is beautiful
But not here
I'm not a Vanity Fair case

I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries
I'm sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries