Twelve beers

I need a girl and I need one bad
Don't want to be a doctor, brother priest or dad
I need a roll in the hay tonight
I need a girl to sevice me right (yes I do)

She'll be ugly, ugly, ugly
But eventually she'll be lovely, lovely
Even beautiful AFTER TWELVE BEERS

Don't really care if she weighs a ton
I'm poundin' brewskis and I'm lookin' for some fun
(some nasty fun)
Yeah she could smell like a donkeys ass
Hey Godzilla, put some beer in my glass
(Miss Donkey Ass)

She is ugly...()

Hey, roll around 'til I find a spot
My little bag of maggots, you sure make me hot
This dirty dog's got a hairy back
Hey, don't stare at me, try on this sack
(Woah get back Jack)

She is ugly...()

She is nasty, scary, awful
But eventually she'll be lovely, lovely
even beautiful AFTER TWELVE BEERS
AFTER TWELVE BEERS
AFTER TWELVE BEERS
AFTER TWELVE BEERS

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)