Heaven Is a Party

Well, if heaven is a party that God got invited to
Well, I don't think I am going
Cause God is an asshole when he is drunk
And when you can't die, you can slam down shots like they're nothing

And last time I went, he jumped up on the table
And he broke that motherfucker in two,
But that's not as bad as the first time God got drunk,
Cause that time he made me and you

And that's not fucking fair,
Cause God fucking hates me
And he made every single one of us
After like, twenty shots of Bacardi
(and that's why I have fetal alcohol syndrome!)

If heaven is a party that God got invited to,
Well, let's have a look at, and crash it
We're gonna fuck shit up,
We're gonna break some windows
And then we're gonna fucking leave

And that's not fucking fair,
Cause God fucking hates me
And he made every single one of us
After like, twenty shots of Bacardi

And that's not fucking fair,
Cause God fucking hates me
And he made every single one of us
After like, twenty shots of Bacardi

That's not fucking fair,
Cause God fucking hates me
And he made every single one of us
After like, twenty shots of Bacardi