The Facebook Song

Well, i keep Facebook around
To check up on everyone i knew in high school
And see who is doing worse than me

Well, the answer is usually no-one
No-one does worse than me
I'm living in a state most people don't think is part of the country!

But i just wanted to fit in,
But you knew each other from kindergarten
No, i would never have fit in your clique
So i'll just sit alone and eat my Lunchable

And i hate the internet
It allows me to be an asshole without
taking responsibility for my actions,
So i will try to turn it off sometimes,
But, you see,
when you don't talk to people, all your friends they are online

But they are not my friends,
So i'll just go and read PornHub comments
And try to find something entertaining
Or else, i'll just get drunk and go to bed.