Love Song

Well, i am a pregnant stripper
And you're my alcohol and cigarettes
Well, i know that you're bad for but I'm lonely
And you're all i have
My love for you is like a cancer cell
Growing until we're dead
Or i can be surgically removed
From your vagina or breasts

I wanna do it
I wanna do it
I wanna do it with you
Well, you can come back to my place
'cause my bed has room for two-oo-oo-oo
...JUST KIDDING, it's a twin-sized mattress
It barely has room for me-ee
There's like no positions that work here
I guess we'll stick to missionary

Well, i could be your heroin addict
And you could be my heroin dealer
You could give me what i want
So i could stick it in this needle

And i could be your dvd player
And you could be my dvd
Even though no-one uses us,
We'll be together for eternity

I wanna do it
I wanna do it
I wanna do it with you
Well, you can come back to my place
'cause my bed has room for two-oo-oo-oo
Just kidding, it's a twin-sized mattress
It barely has room for me-ee
There's like no positions that work here
I guess we'll stick to missionary