Everyone at Church

Well, everyone at church
Well they were all afraid that their sons would grow up faithfully
And then all come out as gay
But their daughters
Well they, never got the same attention

And I was pretty sad
My parents had done well
Until I had entered high school
And fell in love with a girl named Katie
And she, taught me religion don't mean shit

Well, everyone at church
Well they would call me names like "lover boy"
And then they'd ask if I knew of my age
And I told them that, I wasn't fucking sixteen yet

Well, that's where there was trouble
And I began to cut myself with the razor blades that I would use
To send my stumble to hell
And I decided then that
That religion don't mean shit

Nothing goes as planned
You could say it's a surprise
Cause everything looks so much brighter when you're closing your eyes

Everyone at church
Well, they were all afraid
So they made their sons and daughters dress up every Sunday
But it didn't work that well because
There's a twenty percent success rate

And I was pretty sad
Until my sophomore year
Until I denounced my religion and lived my life in fear
That I would be sent to a
To a fucking military school

And everyone at church
They taught me to be straight
And I guess it kinda worked cause I've only dated girls
So fucking good job there guys

That is when I learned
I didn't know myself
And I couldn't spell my middle name until I was at least twelve
And I still
Well I still fuck it up sometimes

Nothing goes as planned
You could say it's a surprise
Cause everything looks so much brighter when you're closing your eyes

Now I think I am
Well I think I am okay
Knowing I'm a disappointment just like my cousins were at my age
And when you're apathetic as me
Well, it's hard to give a shit

Nothing goes as planned
You could say it's a surprise
Cause everything looks so much brighter when you're closing your eyes

And nothing goes as planned
You could say it's a surprise
Cause everything looks so much brighter when you're closing your eyes