Keep My Wife's Name

[00:14.23] I'm off to see a man about a defibrillator
[00:17.07] 'Cause you stop my heart eight times a day
[00:20.82] When I look at you I see Menelaus in a whole new light
[00:24.95] Oh, I'd launch a million ships
[00:27.75] Fuck-off cruise liners with nuclear warheads
[00:30.88] Yeah, 'cause there's something primal in all of this
[00:34.47] You peel off the centuries of civilisation
[00:42.36] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[00:49.27] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[00:55.26] I would conquer worlds for you, for you, for you
[01:02.02] I would conquer worlds for you
[01:08.81] For you
[01:11.95] Now this is a story all about how you floored me with this crazy love
[01:17.95] This lunar, howler love
[01:20.18] Poetry spurting like blood
[01:22.65] One minute I'm Rimbaud, next I'm Rambo
[01:25.99] My quill in the throat of a milk-faced waiter
[01:29.92] Your joy is my joy
[01:33.38] Your pain is my pain
[01:36.53] I want everybody in the house to know
[01:39.58] I came here tonight to hear the crowd go...
[01:44.05] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[01:50.83] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[01:56.97] I would conquer worlds for you, for you, for you
[02:03.77] I would conquer worlds for you
[02:11.85] "I wanna apologize to the Academy
[02:13.87] I wanna apologize to all my fellow nominees
[02:17.66] And I know, to do what we do
[02:20.85] You gotta smile and you gotta pretend like that's ok"
[02:24.96] My pain
[02:26.42] Your pain is my pain
[02:29.89] Your pain is my pain
[02:33.33] Your pain is mine
[02:38.05] Aaaaaah!
[02:52.34] Of course, I am aware you never asked me to conquer a world for me
[02:56.98] You're not Lady Macbeth
[03:00.13] Who incidentally was written by a man
[03:05.92] And Bonnie Tyler's Holding Out For A Hero?
[03:09.14] Written by two men
[03:10.90] Of course it fucking was
[03:13.28] Oh, I'd conquer worlds for you
[03:15.97] But I draw the line at therapy
[03:22.32] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[03:26.73] "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!"
[03:34.42] Uh
[03:41.41] Uh
[03:48.29] I would conquer worlds for you, for you, for you
[03:55.11] I would conquer worlds for you
[04:02.03] I would conquer worlds for you, for you, for you
[04:08.97] I would conquer worlds for you
[04:13.85] For you, for you, for you
[04:19.72] I ain't fucking leaving the toilet seat down though
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