Maybe Man
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โฑ๏ธ 3:41 duration
๐ ID: 13231650
๐ Lyrics
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not being me
I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium
One, two- (here I go again)
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not being me
I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium
One, two- (here I go again)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.90] Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
[00:04.19] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.72] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:11.04] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
[00:14.08] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.25] Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.74] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
[00:24.01] I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:27.60] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.82] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:34.09] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.56] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.73] I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.91] 'Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.42] I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
[00:50.40] But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:54.17] I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:57.36] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.25] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.91] I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:07.06] In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.50] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.68] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:16.86] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.48] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.45] I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.78] But when you get old and your good days are passed
[01:30.03] You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.55] Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.77] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:39.92] I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.55] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[01:46.75] I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.03] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.49] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:56.75] God, I could really use him now
[02:00.19] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.22] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
[02:06.65] I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.28] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.46] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.83] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:20.33] And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.28] I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.86] I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:32.85] I could just be and not give a shit
[02:36.27] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.72] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:43.41] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:47.21] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:52.40]
[02:57.55] One, two, pandemonium
[03:01.61]
[03:06.06] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:14.72] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:24.42] One, two, pandemonium
[03:28.33]
[03:31.84] One, two- (here I go again)
[03:35.85]
[00:04.19] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.72] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:11.04] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
[00:14.08] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.25] Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.74] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
[00:24.01] I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:27.60] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.82] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:34.09] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.56] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.73] I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.91] 'Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.42] I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
[00:50.40] But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:54.17] I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:57.36] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.25] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.91] I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:07.06] In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.50] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.68] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:16.86] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.48] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.45] I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.78] But when you get old and your good days are passed
[01:30.03] You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.55] Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.77] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:39.92] I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.55] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[01:46.75] I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.03] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.49] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:56.75] God, I could really use him now
[02:00.19] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.22] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
[02:06.65] I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.28] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.46] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.83] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:20.33] And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.28] I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.86] I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:32.85] I could just be and not give a shit
[02:36.27] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.72] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:43.41] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:47.21] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:52.40]
[02:57.55] One, two, pandemonium
[03:01.61]
[03:06.06] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:14.72] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:24.42] One, two, pandemonium
[03:28.33]
[03:31.84] One, two- (here I go again)
[03:35.85]