U.H.F.

Looking through the laughing glass
And driving burning cars,
I'm simulating crashes
And measuring the scars,
Images still flicker
Wheels and dials spin 'round,
I'm tuning in on nowhere
And hearing other sounds
Hearing other sounds ...
Oh-oh
U.H.F.

Time moves in shadows
Over yellowing walls,
I calculate perspectives
Where their angle falls,
I sit by her mirror,
She stands and stares,
I catch my reflection
With fastidious snares,
With fastidious snares ...
Oh-oh
U.H.F.

I act the perfect passenger,
I offer no advice,
Maintaining my position
I fail to break the ice,
She issues her co-ordinates,
Her points of no return,
And catalogs the impact zones
Of cars that crash and burn,
Of cars that crash and burn ...
Oh-oh
U.H.F.