Asking for a Friend

I'm done with petty
I'm done with fighting all this stupid boys
That aren't even pretty
And I'll never see again
I'm feeling lonely
Like I'm the only one that's left on Earth
Nobody knows me
So if you're hearing this
I've got a question for you
Do you know anyone sarcastic
Who tells the same jokes as me?
Who's self deprecating
But sounds optimistic when they speak?
Shies away from compliments
But gives them without jealousy?
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
Where can I find one of them?
(Daro dari)
I kinda feel pathetic
It's borderlining desperate
Wish this lonliness would end
I'm just asking for a friend
To be there when I get married
Standing next to me wearing a green ugly dress
And when life gets messy
Will help me sort it out like it's a game of chess
I realize now when I'm all alone I need someone to cry to on the phone
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
Where can I find one of them
(Daro dari)
I kinda feel pathetic
It's borderlining desperate
Wish this lonliness would end
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
Do you know anyone sarcastic
Who tells the same jokes as me?
Who's self deprecating
But sounds optimistic when they speak?
Shies away from compliments
But gives them without jealousy?
I'm just asking for a friend
(Mmmh)
Where can I find one of them
I kinda feel pathetic
It's borderlining desperate
Wish this lonliness would end
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
I'm just asking for a friend
(Daro dari)
(I'm just asking for a friend)
I'm just asking for a friend