2002 - A Hit Song

Hello, teenie bopper,
Hello, deejay.
We're goin' to sing a whopper
And you're goin to make it pay for us.
Hello! hit, hit, hit.
Sure to be a hit, hit, hit.
Gonna make a hit.

Uniqueness is rule number one,
No weakness to hinder the fun.
Now sing it with reckless abandon
And go to the bank with your mon, mon, money
It's a hit, hit, hit.
Sure to be a hit, hit, hit.
Gonna make a hit.

You take a little drums
Add a little bass
And let the guitar play
At a teenie bopper's pace
It's gotta be a hit.

Hello, teenie bopper,
Hello, deejay.
We're goin' to sing a whopper
And you're goin to make it pay for us.
Hello! hit, hit, hit.
Sure to be a hit, hit, hit.
Gonna make a hit.

Promotion will cause a big commotion
So, deejay, teenie bopper answer me this:
How can this hit miss?
We've done it all right and sealed it with a kiss.
There's just one fact that we can't quite shirk:
We did all this last time, and it did not work!

But! this time we're sure to have a hit, hit, hit.
Sure to be a hit.