Fully Qualified to Be Your Man

[00:14.50] I don't want to be your friend anymore
[00:18.18] You've got fifty friends knocking at your door
[00:21.74] Life is short, so please understand
[00:24.49] I'm fully qualified to be your man
[00:42.53] You know zoology is up my street
[00:45.38] And your anatomy is far from discreet
[00:48.91] I'm good and ready for my entrance exam
[00:52.56] I'm fully qualified to be your man
[01:10.65] I've been studying your every need
[01:15.16] I've got statistics that'll make you plead
[01:16.92] I'll put my thesis right in your hand
[01:19.65] I'm fully qualified to be your man
[01:36.83] Maroon room, perfumes of Araby
[01:43.12] Sineads in braids in shades of Carnaby
[01:57.64] Now there's diplomas you can get in the mail
[02:01.20] And there's diplomas you can get in jail
[02:04.80] But I'm a genius at being your fan
[02:07.51] I'm fully qualified to be your man
[02:25.62] Crystal balls and shawls and lava lamps
[02:31.03] I'm a counter culture vulture, don't put the damps on me
[02:45.59] Now you're my favorite subject or two
[02:49.18] I've been really boning up on you
[02:52.77] Let me know when it's safe to land
[02:55.55] I'm fully qualified to be your man
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