I Wanna Be A Drug-Sniffing Dog

[00:14.36] I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
[00:17.03] So I can snort coke all day long
[00:20.61] Bite my master when it suits me
[00:23.45] Get off on diminished capacity
[00:43.24] I wanna be a customs man
[00:46.88] Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
[00:49.55] Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
[00:53.19] Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
[00:57.62] Weh oh, Weh oh ho
[01:04.88] Sure beats Alpo
[01:11.24] It's the life
[01:12.18] It's the stink
[01:13.95] It's the attitude
[01:44.53] I wanna be a San Francisco cop
[01:46.37] So I can speed and run red lights
[01:49.97] And sure as Rodney was a King
[01:52.65] We got ways to make you sing
[01:58.06] It's the life
[01:58.96] It's the stink
[02:00.85] It's the attitude
[02:18.86] We can seize everything
[02:20.62] Houses, cars, and life savings
[02:24.39] Keep the loot for ourselves
[02:27.03] Fake drug charge works every time
[02:44.15] I wanna join the christian coalition
[02:46.84] So I can molest my children
[02:49.58] None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
[02:53.13] 'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
[02:58.52] Weh oh, Weh oh ho
[03:04.84] Spare rod, spoil the child
[03:10.20] It's the life
[03:12.08] It's the stink
[03:13.87] Choose your masks
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