No Dogs at This Party

I've been feeling quite anxious
A little under the weather
My friends think going to a party will make things better
I was content watching Netflix in bed
Now I'm cold as fuck stuck
Drinking in a stranger's shed
There's a dissing lack of seating
Nowhere to smoke a dart
I'm stuck talking to a girl
Who wants to know my birth chime
I took some pills
And they're messing with my mood
I need something calming
To get me through

But there's no dogs at the party
No pups at the soiree
No hounds at the happening
No good boys at the gathering

I need a Shih Tzu to sit through these fousting erections
A Dalmatian's my salvation from being alone

But there's no dogs at the party
No pups at the soiree
No hounds at the happening
No good boys at the gathering
There's no dogs at the party
No pups at the soiree
No hounds at the happening
No good boys at the gathering

I wanted to stay at home
Kai
Eat and jerk off
But the only thing spilling down my pants is Smirnoff
I'm going to commit
A heinous crime
If this guy plays his mixtape one more time

But now James has got a guitar and he's playing Wonderwall

And there's no dogs at the party
No pups at the soiree
No hounds at the happening
No good boys at the gathering
There's no dogs at the party
No pups at the soiree
No hounds at the happening
No good boys at the gathering