Armatage Shanks (Bonus Track, at Music Awards, New York, 1994)

Stranded, lost inside myself
My own worst friend
and my own closest enemy
I'm branded, maladjusted
Never trusted anyone
let alone myself

I must insist
On being a pessimist
I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind

Elected, the rejected
I perfect the science of the idiot
No meaning and no healing
Self-loathing freak
and introverted deviot

I must insist
On being a pessimist
I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind

Say whatever, oh, whoa
Oh, whoa
Say whatever, oh, whoa
Oh, whoa
Shoot

Stranded, lost inside myself
My own worst friend
and my own closest enemy
Elected, the rejected
I perfect the science of the idiot

I must insist
On being a pessimist
I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind

I'm gettin' pissed
I'm a worthless pessimist
I'm a loner in a claustrophobic mind