Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair
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โฑ๏ธ 0:59 duration
๐ ID: 13445123
๐ Lyrics
Well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,
Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
She flufs me up when she's going on a date,
Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,
I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
She flufs me up when she's going on a date,
Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,
Scratches me to death if her periods late,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,
I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
Thank god I'm a pubic hair
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.01] Well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,
[00:03.98] Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
[00:07.00] I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,
[00:11.05] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:13.95] She flufs me up when she's going on a date,
[00:17.35] Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,
[00:20.25] Scratches me to death if her periods late,
[00:24.48] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:27.52] When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,
[00:30.72] Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
[00:33.73] I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,
[00:37.38] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:39.53] Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,
[00:42.60] I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
[00:45.42] I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
[00:49.23] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:51.20]
[00:03.98] Watching those peckers trying to get in her crack,
[00:07.00] I'm getting messy when they slip me off the track,
[00:11.05] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:13.95] She flufs me up when she's going on a date,
[00:17.35] Brushes me aside when she's gonna masterbate,
[00:20.25] Scratches me to death if her periods late,
[00:24.48] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:27.52] When she's not really horny she uses vaseline,
[00:30.72] Takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
[00:33.73] I appreciate it when I'm covered with cream,
[00:37.38] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:39.53] Well I like it when they eat but I don't like when they giddle,
[00:42.60] I'm get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
[00:45.42] I curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
[00:49.23] Thank god I'm a pubic hair
[00:51.20]