New Religion
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โฑ๏ธ 2:42 duration
๐ ID: 134741
๐ Lyrics
Evidence of a new religion
I'll spare you the details
Effluent from a bloated business
With replica shirt sales
Two for the kids, one for the wife
Indicating a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
Well, you do know now
Evidence of a new religion
Some hippie with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his census form
By summoning Star Wars tripe
Here's a thing that I'd love to say
Lynndie England walks free today
If she'll only agree to play
With every Jedi Knight
An' lo, my faith it was honed
We can't be alone
Don't say we're alone
Give me ancestry that's inbred
Give me wit that's completely dead
Give me a zip for the back of my head
I wanna join in too
Evidence of a new religion
Meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
I'll spare you the details
Effluent from a bloated business
With replica shirt sales
Two for the kids, one for the wife
Indicating a stunted life
Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
Well, you do know now
Evidence of a new religion
Some hippie with a gripe
Strikes a blow with his census form
By summoning Star Wars tripe
Here's a thing that I'd love to say
Lynndie England walks free today
If she'll only agree to play
With every Jedi Knight
An' lo, my faith it was honed
We can't be alone
Don't say we're alone
Give me ancestry that's inbred
Give me wit that's completely dead
Give me a zip for the back of my head
I wanna join in too
Evidence of a new religion
Meeting a human need
Fertilizer for the brain
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
Feeding the weakest seeds
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.25] Evidence of a new religion
[00:19.87] I'll spare you the details
[00:23.45] Effluent from a bloated business
[00:26.17] With replica shirt sales
[00:29.76] Two for the kids, one for the wife
[00:33.38] Indicating a stunted life
[00:37.04] Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
[00:40.62] Well, you do know now
[00:44.25] Evidence of a new religion
[00:46.96] Some hippie with a gripe
[00:50.55] Strikes a blow with his census form
[00:54.19] By summoning Star Wars tripe
[00:57.77] Here's a thing that I'd love to say
[01:01.40] Lynndie England walks free today
[01:05.02] If she'll only agree to play
[01:07.74] With every Jedi Knight
[01:11.38] An' lo, my faith it was honed
[01:15.86] We can't be alone
[01:19.46] Don't say we're alone
[01:39.36] Give me ancestry that's inbred
[01:42.09] Give me wit that's completely dead
[01:45.73] Give me a zip for the back of my head
[01:49.34] I wanna join in too
[01:52.96] Evidence of a new religion
[01:55.64] Meeting a human need
[01:59.24] Fertilizer for the brain
[02:02.85] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:08.32] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:11.03] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:14.62] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:36.31]
[00:19.87] I'll spare you the details
[00:23.45] Effluent from a bloated business
[00:26.17] With replica shirt sales
[00:29.76] Two for the kids, one for the wife
[00:33.38] Indicating a stunted life
[00:37.04] Didn't know gullibility was so rife?
[00:40.62] Well, you do know now
[00:44.25] Evidence of a new religion
[00:46.96] Some hippie with a gripe
[00:50.55] Strikes a blow with his census form
[00:54.19] By summoning Star Wars tripe
[00:57.77] Here's a thing that I'd love to say
[01:01.40] Lynndie England walks free today
[01:05.02] If she'll only agree to play
[01:07.74] With every Jedi Knight
[01:11.38] An' lo, my faith it was honed
[01:15.86] We can't be alone
[01:19.46] Don't say we're alone
[01:39.36] Give me ancestry that's inbred
[01:42.09] Give me wit that's completely dead
[01:45.73] Give me a zip for the back of my head
[01:49.34] I wanna join in too
[01:52.96] Evidence of a new religion
[01:55.64] Meeting a human need
[01:59.24] Fertilizer for the brain
[02:02.85] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:08.32] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:11.03] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:14.62] Feeding the weakest seeds
[02:36.31]