FAT REFUND

[00:02.30] My fellow Americans (And to a lesser extent, the rest of the world)
[00:06.88] Uncle Sam here - and when I'm not out scoring some wicked hot slash
[00:10.72] Or stealing your hard earned money for God knows what, I'm at home
[00:14.56] Scoring some wicked hot slash, and listening to sick ass hip-hop!
[00:18.76] Here's one of my faves - just make sure you've got your checkbook handy!
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[00:23.63] Now buss it, niggaaa!
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[00:25.00] I woke up today, feeling flawless, it's obvious
[00:27.43] I got a really good day ahead, gonna do my taxes! (It's the law, kid!)
[00:30.67] Got a bowl of cereal, laid out some envelopes, some documents
[00:33.68] And you know, I had some Honey Nut Cheerios...
[00:36.35] I got a theory though - a hypothesis...
[00:38.43] I don't really gotta do my taxes, right?
[00:40.32] I could dodge it...
[00:41.31] Psych! I'm conscious of the consequences
[00:43.41] And more than happy to contribute and pay my dues to a bottomless deficit (Check it!)
[00:47.48] I got my brand new W-2 and it's due sooner than later, so lemme tell ya what you do
[00:52.41] You get your business receipts laid out, and add em up!
[00:55.32] Get your business receipts added up, and write 'em off, nigga!
[00:58.69] That's it, done - gotta stack them zeroes, inflate that refund, inflate that ego (My negro!)
[01:04.18] And yo, my Honey Nut Cheerios? I wrote it off as a Honey Nut Business Meal
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[01:09.36] Bringing truth from the booth playa
[01:11.04] What you gon' do?
[01:12.12] Get your W-2, and throw it up!
[01:14.83] I did my taxes baby... (Alright...)
[01:17.59] And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub!
[01:20.71] Filed and all done
[01:22.11] Federal, Local, and State - fat refund coming my way
[01:25.84] And yo...
[01:26.71] When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up
[01:29.44] As I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face!
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[01:32.11] Damn, I better do my taxes...
[01:35.20] Roll a W-2, and pass it
[01:37.88] Smoke it down to a pile of ashes
[01:40.55] Man, fuck all that "math" shit...
[01:43.39] My story ends the same way it begins
[01:45.47] I refuse to do my taxes, again
[01:48.95] I went to H&R Block with a raging hard cock
[01:52.19] Slammed it on the desk and said "suck it"
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[01:53.98] I ain't at a loss to figure out how I'm at a loss
[01:56.75] I got instructions to file my deductions
[01:58.87] I ain't no CPA, no way!
[02:00.23] Nigga, I'm a fuckin' deductin' master e-file disaster
[02:02.90] Gotta file 'em faster the 15th is the pastor preaching
[02:05.19] The End of Days... that's right, I got a raise
[02:07.74] Now I gotta phrase all the fucking ways my pay's appraised
[02:10.06] So I'm flipping and flipping through fucking tabs of dumb bullshit
[02:12.71] And I didn't notice since I moved my state has taxes just for living
[02:15.66] (What? Fuck that shit!)
[02:17.19] My wallet's got moths, flying out like Chinese New Year
[02:19.50] Don't I pay enough tax at my TJ Maxx when I swipe my card at the cashier?
[02:22.47] Oh shit, I just forgot
[02:23.78] My stocks in Microsoft been sending me checks
[02:25.86] Fuck! This shit is getting too complex!
[02:27.75] (Ringading-ding, ringading-ding)
[02:29.42] Hello?
[02:30.47] Sorry can I talk to Mr. Goldstein?
[02:32.67] No!
[02:33.01] Could the time you left to file be any shorter?
[02:34.94] I know but...
[02:35.43] Don't you know you gotta make an estimated payment every quarter?
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[02:38.71] Bringing truth from the booth playa
[02:40.29] What you gon' do?
[02:41.40] Get your W-2, and throw it up!
[02:44.05] I did my taxes baby... (Alright...)
[02:46.93] And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub!
[02:50.05] Filed and all done
[02:51.57] Federal, Local, and State - fat refund coming my way
[02:55.13] And yo...
[02:55.84] When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up as I'm cumming
[02:59.41] So I can shoot it in my face!
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[03:01.44] From the booth, playa, watcha gonna do, do?
[03:04.30] (Throw it up)
[03:06.53] I did my taxes baby...
[03:09.40] And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off-off!
[03:12.37] Filed and all done. All done, done
[03:15.55] (Fat refund. Fat, fat refund)
[03:18.18] (Fat, fat, fat fat refund)
[03:20.73] (Fat, fat refund)
[03:21.97] (Fat, fat, wiener)
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[03:23.42] I'm confident in congress
[03:25.35] Pour me shots of tax until I vomit
[03:27.92] (Awww!) My Uncle Sam needs money? I'm on it... (Bitch)
[03:31.25] Raise my tax and I'mma yawnin', and here
[03:33.51] Take my wallet!
[03:34.32] It's the least I could pay
[03:35.91] Living in the USA is a God damn privilege
[03:37.75] Even though most dudes I know are jobless, and struggling and hopeless
[03:40.31] With a broken promise from college
[03:41.71] That put em' in debt to the neck where the rope is...
[03:43.39] And health insurance?
[03:44.28] What are you, joking?
[03:45.51] Regardless, all hands to the poop deck it's not as hard as expected
[03:48.40] You fill out some boxes and check no or yes, if you got exemptions
[03:51.70] Or if you're married or single or... wait why?
[03:53.87] You D-T-F I-R-S?
[03:55.26] Damn girl - didn't expect this!
[03:57.02] Pull that pussy out and I'mma eat it for breakfast
[04:00.09] That's right, like a big bowl of cereal...
[04:02.82] That's right, a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
[04:05.70] That's right... I think I'm outta material (Bye!)
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[04:08.09] Bringing truth from the booth playa
[04:09.58] What you gon' do?
[04:10.77] Get your W-2, and throw it up!
[04:13.42] I did my taxes baby... (Alright...)
[04:16.13] And to celebrate I'm gonna jack off in the bathtub!
[04:19.38] Filed and all done
[04:20.81] Federal, Local, and State - fat refund coming my way
[04:24.53] And yo...
[04:25.17] When I'm jacking in the bath I'm gonna bend my wiener up
[04:28.09] As I'm cumming so I can shoot it in my face!
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[04:30.42] So do your taxes kid, I did, it was on my bucket-list
[04:33.38] Just above drugging a kid
[04:34.97] And holding him down
[04:36.01] And fucking him in the butt...
[04:37.81] While he struggles around and wait what...
[04:40.02] Shit! I'm just kidding! Wait!
[04:41.72] (Fat, fat, fat fat refund)
[04:44.70] I'm not a pedophile or a rapist, I swear!
[04:47.33] (Fat, fat, fat fat refund)
[04:50.25] (Fat, fat, fat fat wiener)
[04:53.07] Or am I?
[04:54.46] I'm not
[04:55.18] Kids smell like cookies and butt and shit... it's fucking gross
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