Huge Axeman
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โฑ๏ธ 3:04 duration
๐ ID: 13493100
๐ Lyrics
It isn't a problem if I can't see
(We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
My glasses covered in Vaseline
(People in glasshouses do throw stones)
I make my excuses 'til the cows come home
(I left all my messages before the tone)
And both bald men are fighting over a comb
(When all's said and done, we'll be together alone)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Bully for you as I still can't see
(In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king)
Snitches get stitches seemingly
(Camels and needles, that kinda thing)
I made my excuses 'til the cows came home
(They milked me dry until I could atone)
The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown
(When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Am-dram, slamdunk
And if push comes to shove
You'd be the same, running out of love
Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
If being meaner makes them keener
I'm a huge axeman
If size ever did matter
I've a huge axe too, huge axeman
(We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
My glasses covered in Vaseline
(People in glasshouses do throw stones)
I make my excuses 'til the cows come home
(I left all my messages before the tone)
And both bald men are fighting over a comb
(When all's said and done, we'll be together alone)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Bully for you as I still can't see
(In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king)
Snitches get stitches seemingly
(Camels and needles, that kinda thing)
I made my excuses 'til the cows came home
(They milked me dry until I could atone)
The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown
(When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown)
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to say, but
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
Am-dram, slamdunk
And if push comes to shove
You'd be the same, running out of love
Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I
I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
Ooh, huge axeman
We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
If being meaner makes them keener
I'm a huge axeman
If size ever did matter
I've a huge axe too, huge axeman
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.35] It isn't a problem if I can't see
[00:16.64] (We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
[00:19.90] My glasses covered in Vaseline
[00:23.66] (People in glasshouses do throw stones)
[00:26.71] I make my excuses 'til the cows come home
[00:30.07] (I left all my messages before the tone)
[00:33.24] And both bald men are fighting over a comb
[00:36.79] (When all's said and done, we'll be together alone)
[00:40.71] I don't know what to do
[00:47.44] I don't know what to say, but
[00:54.62] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[00:57.91] I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman
[01:01.36] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[01:03.76] Ooh, huge axeman
[01:08.05] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[01:13.41] Bully for you as I still can't see
[01:16.47] (In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king)
[01:20.02] Snitches get stitches seemingly
[01:23.49] (Camels and needles, that kinda thing)
[01:26.53] I made my excuses 'til the cows came home
[01:30.02] (They milked me dry until I could atone)
[01:33.57] The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown
[01:36.79] (When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown)
[01:40.70] I don't know what to do
[01:47.41] I don't know what to say, but
[01:54.52] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[01:57.82] I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
[02:01.20] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[02:03.79] Ooh, huge axeman
[02:08.06] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[02:11.06] Am-dram, slamdunk
[02:14.45] And if push comes to shove
[02:17.61] You'd be the same, running out of love
[02:20.87] Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I
[02:31.11] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[02:34.72] I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
[02:37.94] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[02:40.24] Ooh, huge axeman
[02:44.71] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[02:47.15] If being meaner makes them keener
[02:49.08] I'm a huge axeman
[02:50.83] If size ever did matter
[02:52.26] I've a huge axe too, huge axeman
[02:58.05]
[00:16.64] (We'll soon be forgotten by my memory foam)
[00:19.90] My glasses covered in Vaseline
[00:23.66] (People in glasshouses do throw stones)
[00:26.71] I make my excuses 'til the cows come home
[00:30.07] (I left all my messages before the tone)
[00:33.24] And both bald men are fighting over a comb
[00:36.79] (When all's said and done, we'll be together alone)
[00:40.71] I don't know what to do
[00:47.44] I don't know what to say, but
[00:54.62] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[00:57.91] I wear a shirt, you're naked, huge axeman
[01:01.36] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[01:03.76] Ooh, huge axeman
[01:08.05] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[01:13.41] Bully for you as I still can't see
[01:16.47] (In the land of the blind, the four-eyed man is king)
[01:20.02] Snitches get stitches seemingly
[01:23.49] (Camels and needles, that kinda thing)
[01:26.53] I made my excuses 'til the cows came home
[01:30.02] (They milked me dry until I could atone)
[01:33.57] The grass is greener 'til it's overgrown
[01:36.79] (When all's said and done, I guess the seeds were sown)
[01:40.70] I don't know what to do
[01:47.41] I don't know what to say, but
[01:54.52] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[01:57.82] I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
[02:01.20] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[02:03.79] Ooh, huge axeman
[02:08.06] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[02:11.06] Am-dram, slamdunk
[02:14.45] And if push comes to shove
[02:17.61] You'd be the same, running out of love
[02:20.87] Yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I, yet I
[02:31.11] I got a dirk, you got a huge axeman
[02:34.72] I wear a shirt, you're naked huge axeman
[02:37.94] I have my quirks, you have a huge axe
[02:40.24] Ooh, huge axeman
[02:44.71] We make it work, you break it, huge axeman
[02:47.15] If being meaner makes them keener
[02:49.08] I'm a huge axeman
[02:50.83] If size ever did matter
[02:52.26] I've a huge axe too, huge axeman
[02:58.05]