Crime Riddim

[00:11.77] The feds wanna shift man
[00:13.61] Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
[00:16.67] Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale
[00:18.88] Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
[00:21.87] Got me biting all my fingernails
[00:23.75] Sitting in my hotel, listening to beats
[00:26.03] My bredrin said that he's in the rave, told me that I should reach
[00:29.24] So I jumped in the shower, got ready quick
[00:31.91] Pulled up in a taxi, text my bredrin, tell him I'm on the strip
[00:35.19] I stepped in, went to the bar, made my order
[00:38.55] I got my drink, I posted up in the darkest corner
[00:41.29] This guy frantically jumping around and spilled my drink twice
[00:44.14] But I really ain't tryna fight, really ain't tryna see no jail tonight
[00:47.38] The feds wanna shift man
[00:49.21] Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
[00:52.47] Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale
[00:54.35] Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
[00:57.37] Got me biting all my fingernails
[00:59.32] Feds wanna shift man
[01:01.16] Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
[01:04.14] Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale
[01:06.32] Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
[01:09.24] Got me biting all my fingernails
[01:11.60] What the fuck? This pussyhole must've been off his nut
[01:14.50] In the cut, jumping around like a little slut
[01:17.42] I pulled him up, "Yo, you spilt my Hennessy out my cup"
[01:19.82] And still tryna run it up, it's like this guy really wants to scuff
[01:23.53] Flexing like he had something on the waist
[01:25.79] Pull Shorty out the way, blaow, punch him in the face (yeah)
[01:28.88] Made him Shmoney dance, I made him rock away (yeah)
[01:31.58] We ran out of the dance, we could've got away (yeah)
[01:34.46] But we came back, should've gone home and hit the sack (yeah)
[01:37.40] But he never hit me back, I was like "That's a wrap", fuck that
[01:40.33] Shorty found some gritty tings to keep us company (hi)
[01:43.24] Then the feds run up on me and put the cuffs on me
[01:46.07] What you know about four man in a cell? Couldn't sleep
[01:48.60] Spending pennies in the pissing well
[01:50.49] You should see my cellmate, he's in shit as well
[01:52.90] Sitting here, just waiting to hear keys in the door
[01:55.29] I'm tryna buss this case even if I gotta get on my knees in the court
[01:57.97] Crazy
[02:01.24] Trust me, Decs
[02:02.69] Fucking hell, bredda, man
[02:04.40] You actually got nicked?
[02:05.93] Man, dickhead ting, fighting ting, fam
[02:08.31] Look at my knuckle
[02:09.86] Fucking hell, what? Strip-searched and?
[02:14.20] Fam, not gonna lie, fam
[02:16.07] Strip-searched, they made me liff up
[02:22.10] The feds wanna shift man
[02:24.14] Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
[02:26.70] Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale
[02:29.42] Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
[02:32.19] Got me biting all my fingernails
[02:34.02] Feds wanna shift man
[02:35.93] Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man
[02:38.70] Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale
[02:41.13] Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell
[02:44.15] Got me biting all my fingernails
[02:47.30] So what, what happened, then?
[02:49.03] So what's the settings now, bruv?
[02:51.23] Well, man, I was just grovelling to the magistrates, man
[02:56.05] Literally just begging for my life, bruv
[02:58.94]
[03:11.02] A'ite, a-, you really gonna do that right now?
[03:13.47] A'ite, I'ma fucking pull out the Bazooka
[03:16.10] I'ma blast ya ass
[03:17.59] You're gonna wish you never fucking did that
[03:20.25] Eediot man, shut ya mout man
[03:22.99] You're fucking pussy bro
[03:24.60] You are a fu–, yo, I'ma (pussy? Bruv you're chat) I swear, right now
[03:29.15] You're chatting shit over a fucking game bro, calm down
[03:32.85] Oh yeah, where'd you learn that one, your fucking mother?
[03:35.54] No your bludclart baby-mudda
[03:39.15] Where you from?
[03:40.25] London, know 'bout us, bro
[03:43.29] You're a fucking scumbag
[03:45.04] "Scumbag"
[03:47.12] Yeah watch, turn around
[03:48.68] I'ma blast you in the face right now
[03:51.03] Bang, bang, bang
[03:53.62] Yeah, pussy, pussy
[03:55.05] Dickhead!
[03:58.37] Okay, okay
[04:00.47] Bro, share your location, share your location
[04:03.79] I'll come to your yard, man
[04:05.48] Big man ting, I'll come to your yard
[04:07.63] You're gonna come into my house?
[04:09.73] And actually think you're gonna do that?
[04:11.48] Get the fuck outta here, bro
[04:13.29] Come on, big man ting
[04:15.20] I'm right here, motherfucker
[04:17.20] Aite, aite, aite, say nuttin
[04:19.06] Really? Really?
[04:20.13] Still talking
[04:21.56] Bruv, you're little gamer man, get me, I really do this bro
[04:24.52] I do this every day
[04:26.45] All day, every day
[04:28.36] Lock arf my man
[04:29.79] "Every day", oh yeah
[04:32.68] Peace kid, later
[04:34.17] Dickhead
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